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  • Everest is the Disney Land of mountaineering; 30,40 years ago I admired these climbers, today I just go: shit man whtaturdouing.

  • The most exciting accidents happen when people get involved. Chernobyl comes to mind.

  • Reads like a crime story! Doesn’t bode well.

  • I tend to fart a lot.

  • If you don’t push the button, the pedestrian red light will stay red indefinitely. If you do push the button, the light will turn green, some time in the distant future. In Europe it’s a bit better than in the USA.

  • Dogs are innocents, cats are schemers.

  • Hey, he renamed a lake for you, what you complaining about?

  • What I recall of the latter three (left them several years ago) they are much worse than Lemmy.

  • All medical personal report to sickbay 15 immediately.

  • [nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

  • I’ve made four sci-fi novels, self-published them and am working on the fifth. I have been making sketches and paintings and done many exhibitions.

  • Legit. Instead, the average USA citizen suffers from conspiracytitis, an affliction that makes them believe in ghosts, big foot, that Elvis is still alive, UFOs… all that shit that ordinary people across the world will simply wave off.

  • It’s a song from the fifties. You’re… just a pebble on the beach lalala lala la lalala.

  • No. He is just a pebble on the beach.

  • My little Yorkshire likes to rhythmically “ride” the knees of my guests; than fall into bed, exhausted.

  • Dating is so blasé.

  • What are you up to, bro?

  • Sexual.

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    What is your favorite dish to make at home and why?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    ‘This was a righteous case. A holy war’: the lawyer who took on Meta and Google – and won

    www.theguardian.com /media/2026/jul/12/mark-lanier-the-lawyer-who-took-on-meta-and-google-and-won-interview
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kremlin Confirms It’s in Talks to Import Gasoline

    www.themoscowtimes.com /2026/06/30/kremlin-confirms-its-in-talks-to-import-gasoline-a93128
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    New technology helps flat-faced dogs breathe easy

    phys.org /news/2026-04-technology-flat-dogs-easy.html
  • politics @lemmy.world

    ‘A full-on embrace’: how the EU’s largest news publisher fell in love with the US

    www.theguardian.com /media/2026/apr/08/how-axel-springer-germany-mathias-doepfner-us-political
  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    ... harvested by candlelight...!

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Paella on a market in London

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump calls Iran leaders ‘deranged scumbags’ as Middle East violence spirals

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/mar/13/trump-calls-iran-leaders-deranged-scumbags-middle-east-violence
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Law of the jungle: How the actions of Trump, Putin and Netanyahu are weakening the rules-based order

    english.elpais.com /international/2026-03-08/law-of-the-jungle-how-the-actions-of-trump-putin-and-netanyahu-are-weakening-the-rules-based-order.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    ‘A very dangerous person’: alarm as Pete Hegseth revels in carnage of Iran war

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2026/mar/08/pete-hegseth-pentagon-trump-iran
  • politics @lemmy.world

    ‘A very dangerous person’: alarm as Pete Hegseth revels in carnage of Iran war

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2026/mar/08/pete-hegseth-pentagon-trump-iran
  • politics @lemmy.world

    US administration struggles to present coherent narrative on why it went to war with Iran

    english.elpais.com /usa/2026-03-04/us-administration-struggles-to-present-coherent-narrative-on-why-it-went-to-war-with-iran.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    US administration struggles to present coherent narrative on why it went to war with Iran

    english.elpais.com /usa/2026-03-04/us-administration-struggles-to-present-coherent-narrative-on-why-it-went-to-war-with-iran.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Emmanuel Macron: ‘The strategy of bowing down to the US doesn’t work’

    english.elpais.com /international/2026-02-10/emmanuel-macron-the-strategy-of-bowing-down-to-the-us-doesnt-work.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    The US ambassador to Belgium and jerk-in-chief 😂

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/feb/18/belgium-investigation-jewish-men-diplomatic-row-us-ambassador
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Here's another USA ambassador who is insulting his guest country

    www.lemonde.fr /en/international/article/2026/02/15/us-ambassador-s-highly-undiplomatic-remarks-spark-controversy-in-poland_6750503_4.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Yet another Trump ambassador doesn't know how to behave.

    www.vrt.be /vrtnws/en/2026/02/17/foreign-minister-calls-us-ambassador-to-account/
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    US plans to review up to five years of the social media history of foreign travelers

    english.elpais.com /usa/2025-12-10/us-plans-to-review-up-to-five-years-of-the-social-media-history-of-foreign-travelers.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    The horrors of the Dilley family detention center, as told by detained children: ‘They don’t treat us like human beings’

    english.elpais.com /usa/2026-02-16/the-horrors-of-the-dilley-family-detention-center-as-told-by-detained-children-they-dont-treat-us-like-human-beings.html
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    At the Winter Olympics Europe outperforms the USA again. Yawn.

    www.theguardian.com /sport/ng-interactive/2026/feb/04/winter-olympics-2026-latest-medal-table-milano-cortina