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midnight_puker

@ midnight_puker @sh.itjust.works

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  • Extrovert Duty

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  • What's the longest you've been without power?

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  • After hurricane Helene we didn't have electricity for 6 days. But I've been completely powerless for 34 years.

  • I'm doing my part

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  • More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it's after they've told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, "what the fuck is Lemmy?"

  • Sarah McBride laughs off Trump’s anti-trans executive order: ‘He just declared everyone a woman’

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  • Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

  • Everyone hates their job

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  • Must be nice.

  • Bull yogurt

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  • Are you insinuating that I'm a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that's not what you're insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don't want to be a cunt, do you?

  • Bull yogurt

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  • I've been known to go into the women's room to change a diaper when the men's room doesn't have a changing table. It doesn't happen often, but it's supremely irritating to me as a dad.

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  • Hail Beakman!

  • Why are the freemasons often the target of conspiracy theories?

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  • I can't really provide much insight, but I was once contracted by a local Masonic lodge to install new windows. I had unsupervised access to pretty much any room that had a window in it, and I was even permitted to look around in the windowless chamber where they performed many of their rituals. They were actually pretty excited to show me around. I can't imagine that they would allow a perfect stranger into their secret lair if they really had anything to hide. But, ya know, take what I say with a pinch of salt as it's just one anecdote about one lodge in Nowhere, Ohio.

  • Decisions

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  • I'm more of a "well, shit" guy myself.

  • What's your religion?

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  • After surviving my Baptist upbringing, I became an atheistic Satanist. It started as an act of pure spiteful rebellion, but over time grew into something more. I am no longer a member of any Satanic organization, but I still walk the left hand path to this day.

  • The Satanic Temple expands efforts in schools nationwide

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  • Obligatory hail Satan!

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  • Thank you, friend. I'm glad that your holiday season will be more complete!

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  • I'm not excited about much. This will be my first Christmas since my wife and I separated, and I haven't spoken with my own family for years, so it's looking like I'll be spending the better part of the holidays alone.

  • I mean...violence is bad.

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  • I wouldn't call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

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  • Ave Satanas!

  • 'You deceived millions of us!': Trump fans tell him they're outraged over Navy pick

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  • My mother will not be fazed by this one bit.

  • Screaming void loaf.

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  • That's exactly how it went down.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    midnight_puker @sh.itjust.works

    Screaming void loaf.

  • What Lies Beyond?

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  • If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it's time to find a new sushi place.