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  • If anyone ever asks me for an example of millennial humor, I'll just show them this comic

  • Pop quiz hot shot, how do I get the dental floss through?

  • Oh, not to worry, even in 1986 this would have been ill-conceived

  • Guys, I think this commenter is a bot

  • For the same reason switching to fiber helped me shatter my Minesweeper top score

  • Oh boy, this is going to really take me to the next level in Balatro

  • Crane flies don't have those feather like antennae. As another poster commented, this looks like a midge

  • Poutine

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  • I'm curious where you live that you have just discovered poutine

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  • Not sure what point you're making here

  • I know it's not answering the question of the post, but I'll chime in here because it's related. It's also kind of the opposite experience. My mom grew up Mormon and was excommunicated from the church before I was born for living with my dad "in sin" out of wedlock. That in and of itself is an interesting story, but it led to her really turning her back on the church. My dad was basically already atheist despite a Catholic upbringing. Serving in the Vietnam war made him question all of that. Also a very interesting story, but maybe one for another time.

    The result of all of that was that I was raised, more or less, in an passively anti-religious household. My parents taught me that it's okay to be spiritual and believe what I want but that organized religion is poisonous. They encouraged me to think what I want but to be very critical of anyone or any establishment that wanted to tell me what to think. I love my parents and deeply respect them for going their own way and raising me and my siblings the way they did

  • Good for you. Sincerely.

  • My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.

    Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster

  • This is second hand from a friend, but he said he overheard a conversation between 2 coworkers:

    Person A: looks like you got some sun this weekend

    Person B (badly sunburned): Yeah, I just bought a convertible and did a lot of driving with the top down. I figured that the wind would stop me from getting sunburned, but I guess it wasn't cold enough

    Person A: That's... not how that works

  • Did you just quote the title of the article, which is also the title of the post?

  • Did you completely forget about 2 terms with Obama? Turn your head sideways and let the bong resin flow out of your ear. It might take some time

  • This would have been funny too

  • Now might be a great time to get a grip on reality

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's going on with the lemmy world and ML infighting

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Lemmy users who created a profile with an actual picture of yourself (and maybe even use your real name), why did you decide to do that?