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lurch (he/him)

@ lurch @sh.itjust.works

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  • that went well /s

  • Why would he smite the pennies tho?

  • you put on the hazard lights and slow down while steering to the side of the road to assess the situation or until you can see again.

    like holy shit why would you even consider accelerating when you can't see where you're going

  • I think bedroom eyes aren't really a thing. It's usually just the viewer recognising the person is attractive. Throughout my life I have heard so many ppl mislabeling expressions as bedroom eyes, I just don't believe in it any more.

    Never once did someone point out bedroom eyes on a person they find unattractive.

  • Jamborees are also held in other countries and for some magical reason they don't need the military or are even opposed to be associated with military.

    So this could turn out to be a good thing that prevents kids to be raised militant, even if it causes logistic problems at first.

  • I actually assumed she was dead. AFAIK it's impossible to cryogenically freeze someone alive, at the moment.

  • "Do you want to know more about CSV files or investing?"

  • Me, a person from EU without any idea where this is: So not like those Lower Ferngully peasants 🧐

  • sometimes i watch with 4x speed. most times 1.25 or 1.5. they really like to stretch some things out. "go parn. save deedlit. i'll deal with it." "are you sure?" "go parn." "are you sure?" "go parn." "are you really, really sure?" get in the fucking robot. shinji

  • There are actually services for that, so companies can retrieve websites automatically when they can't: https://2captcha.com/ https://anti-captcha.com/

    This came up at work a few times, but in the end it was cheaper to ask the site owner for a data export 🤷

  • turntable

    Jump
  • A new challenger for this sad top 10 has appeared.

  • Oracle

    Jump
  • hex editor time

  • clearly witchcraft

  • *an

  • He was not able to respond to questions, a police spokesperson said in the morning, adding that he was being investigated on suspicion of a property crime.

    Bro ... he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.

  • Calm down Dr. Evil

  • I hope the mayor already called the power puff girls, because they have a lot of experience in handling such incidents 😄

  • maybe, if we turn it upside down, we can use it to unlock paired phones with sphincterprint