Also, I'm old and remember waking up after partying hard and looking at an analog clock, not knowing whether it's AM or PM. Those clocks suck. 24h or nothing. Also radio-controlled clocks are a blessing ngl.
Nah, it's a >30 years old joke. "Can you keep a secret" implies he is about to tell the person a secret for them to keep. The person gets excited to hear it when responding "yes". But the last line shows it was just the setup for a joke, implying he won't tell the secret after all.
you know there are services you can just upload a pic and they print and mail it since like 25 years or so, right?
also, depending on region, there are some local shops which do this for like soccer clubs etc. they usually also do it for just one person. you just gotta find them and bring your own article of clothing.
i did this stuff a lot when i was younger. made pics with gimp in the style of a brand, but with a pun instead of the brand name etc.
maybe we'll get lucky and they just stop adding bullshit and one of the forks just keeps fixing vulnerabilities and adding things required for the out of control standards that ditched even version numbers lol.
the thing is: magas don't care if leftist heads explode or mock them even, but leftists somehow can't, when roles are reversed. leftists can't win the "who's more ruthless" game like this.
it could be that the intent is the problem, not the words: if whatever the word currently is, is often being used as an insult because of its meaning, the word slowly becomes an insult notion itself. it will not matter how many times it's replaced.
if you think about it without emotion, it seems "retard" itself could have been chosen in good faith. we know the word is also used in other situations without negative intentions, like slow-release pills etc..
they can't eat the minimum recommended amount of fiber, because their toilet pipes are smaller in diameter than other regions. it would clog every time, if it's not soft enough, instead of just a bit more than other regions.
Unfortunately I kilked 3 ferns trying to grow them indoors. The winter air is just too dry.