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joelfromaus

@ joelfromaus @aussie.zone

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Joined
3 yr. ago

  • Feels like playing word jumble just to order at a restaurant.

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  • Eventually it becomes other people’s problem, not yours.

  • There are support groups.

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  • My front teeth are crooked. I was quoted $7,500 for braces. The moustache is free and pulls attention away from my teeth.

    I would rather have straight teeth.

  • Schrödingers Lobby

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  • I normally don’t click on video links (usually can’t be arsed) but that was a good one!

  • Two people discovered fetishes that day…

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  • Where my iT’s A fEaTuRe homeys at?

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  • It can’t be, but it is

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  • 10/10. No notes.

  • Proud Boy [PizzaCake]

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  • Much the same here. For the most part it’s accepted but you’ll get looks like you’re actively taking an open shit in public.

  • ¿Habla Español?

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  • Those Robot Chicken Star Wars specials were great.

  • My body when I stand up too quickly

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  • Second this. I drink like a fish, even water sometimes (/s), and still sometimes feel like the grim reaper’s looking at my report card when I stand up too fast.

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    One trivial error... sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. /s

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  • Donated 288 million to Trump's election

    That’s wild. I thought it was only 60 million and thought it was bad at that. How the average person doesn’t see this level of political donations as election interference is crazy.

  • The real deal

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  • T…

    Tumblr? /s

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  • Ah, those were the times. When an armored fish could be an armored fish and you could say proto-vertebrate without offending anyone.

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  • I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…

  • Pentagon boasts of using AI to write reports mandated by Congress

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  • JFC = Just Fucking Cill me?

  • AI and brain-computer interface allow speechless ALS patient to work a full-time job

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  • So we’re making servitors now?

  • How to Rick Roll others

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  • Wins the internet but lost The Game.

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    Quote of the day by Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison: "Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on" — a dire warning on the er…

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  • According to Trump math that would be 300% less subscribers!

    Edit: Honestly, I can’t remember if that’s the weird ass math he used or common sense winning out.

  • No, No Kill policy

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  • Jumping off a 50 story building and impacting like a bomb sure conveyed a sense of weight that a lot of games lack.

  • United flight forced to turn around because of a Bluetooth speaker name

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  • Best case, inconvenience. Worst case, death. Being stuck in a metal tube kilometres above the earth I’m going to lean towards caution.