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  • Trump announces re-election bid in rambling address to Washington media

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  • Yeah, the Supreme Court finding that the President was exempt from that wording really shows you the hoops they are willing to jump through to take over the government.

    I'm horrified but also morbidly curious to see what bullshit they'll be coming up with next to let Trump continue to rule.

  • Trump forced to turn over financial records in BBC case

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  • That's pretty funny. Suing for damages means you gotta show your finances to probes how you were damaged.

  • Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

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  • Maybe if Elon throws out a few more Nazi salutes, it will fix the problem. Surely that will increase sales.

  • Uncle Bob becoming even worse:

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  • Nah, then he wouldn't have been saving any time.

  • Five Tech Giants Are Using Enron’s Accounting Strategy to Conceal $1.65 Trillion in AI Debt

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  • I don't know why, but I read this as "Five Guys" and thought holy shit I didn't realize a burger company could be so broke. No wonder their prices are so high!

  • McConnell isn't dead, but I'll offer my 'tribute' to him now | Opinion

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  • I was thinking coma. But that works too.

  • McConnell isn't dead, but I'll offer my 'tribute' to him now | Opinion

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  • If McConnell could read, he'd be very upset.

  • McConnell isn't dead, but I'll offer my 'tribute' to him now | Opinion

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  • Appreciate you posting this. I came here to post the same article and was debating how to title it to fit rule 1, then saw you already did!

  • Thirteen years in ATL taught me this is 100% accurate.

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  • "We really sound like that?"

  • Work stress can turn people gay, claims Malaysian minister

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  • Exactly! It's like Ghandi in Civilization.

  • Thirteen years in ATL taught me this is 100% accurate.

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  • Work stress can turn people gay, claims Malaysian minister

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  • I think it's a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

    So once you're super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

  • “Back in myyyy day…”

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  • This is why conservatives are anti-sex ed and anti-abortion.

  • When u make a silly joke on this platform [Smooth Dunk]

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  • I made a joke the other day about how some people don't pay attention and forget they have to pay at the register. Some dude in the comments lit me up about him having arthritis and how I'm an insensitive asshole because he can't hold a credit card.

    Like dude, obviously I'm make a general joke and observation and am not commenting on your bitch-ass traitorous joints. Chill tf out.

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  • At a party for international students, Eberhard met Sao Kya Seng, an engineering student from Burma who attended the Colorado School of Mines. The couple married on 7 March 1953 at the home of a friend in Colorado.

    Following his graduation, the couple moved to Burma. Hundreds of people had gathered at the port of Rangoon to welcome the couple as they arrived on the SS Warwickshire. It was then that her husband revealed that he was the prince of Hsipaw, a princely state in Burma and close to the border with China, which he had previously concealed from her.

    As someone from Colorado, I can assure you that the most astonishing part of this story is that an engineering student at Mines went to a party and met a girl.

  • The Death of the Status Update: Why 55% of Americans Stopped Posting on Social Media

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  • I remember when Facebook used to just show your friends posts in reverse chronological order. You could react to stuff in real time and it felt great. People would do stuff like watch sporting events and TV shows live and then react with all your friends online.

    Then it changed to just pure alogrithm garbage filled with ads.

  • Microsoft 365 Copilot adoption is under 4.5% after 3 years, only 1% use it weekly, yet prices went up

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  • Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it's not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like "Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife."

    Real glad my children won't have any water for this.

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    “This Is Unfair” American A.I. companies say Chinese competitors are copying their A.I

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  • Beat meat, oh it.

  • Seriously like what is he going to do with all that money?

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  • I hate that we've had to change this calculation from a billionaire to a trillionaire. Both are fucking disgusting numbers.

    Also, I swear to God if anyone mentions compound interest I'm gonna strap you to one of Elon's exploding rockets.

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    Ocasio-Cortez, Raskin demand answers from Chief Justice Roberts following NYT report

    www.msnbc.com /deadline-white-house/deadline-legal-blog/ocasio-cortez-raskin-supreme-court-alito-thomas-roberts-rcna174240
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    Americans want to rein in Supreme Court justices, poll finds

    www.usatoday.com /story/news/politics/elections/2024/08/09/supreme-court-reform-poll/74724236007/
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    Rally Shooter’s Phone Had Searches for Trump and Biden, FBI Officials Say - The New York Times

    www.nytimes.com /2024/07/17/us/trump-shooting-crooks-motive.html
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    Dry your filament!

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    Trump hired a tech firm to juice his ranking as 'most famous businessman in last century'

    www.rawstory.com /trump-trial-polls-red-finch/
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    Haley says she’d pardon Trump if he’s convicted

    thehill.com /elections/4476621-haley-pardon-trump-if-hes-convicted/