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j_elgato

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  • This is for fellow nomads of lemmy

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  • In (decending) order of importance:

    • where do I park to sleep?
    • where is the coffee shop?
    • where is a gym that is not the dungeons of Planet Fitness?
    • where is the Laundromat?
    • where is a better coffee shop?
    • where is a better Laundromat?
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    What do you call this type of scifi? Could you also recommend some fiction with this vibe?

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  • Homewold

  • TIL one of the Unabomber's victims had a six-year correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein.

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  • I mean.. we've gone out a few times. It's pretty casual still. I wouldn't say we are seeing each other.

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    Confused Trump, 79, Answers Simple Question With Bizarre Ramble

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  • Ah. The evergreen headline...

  • Trump suggests War Powers Act unconstitutional as Iran war hits 60 days

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  • Every word that comes out of his mouth is like a turd that falls into your drink.

    STOP REPORTING on every demented utterance of this narcissistic sundowning ass-clown. He'd fucking condemn the existence of oxygen if it fit his agenda.

    REPORT on the AGENDA.

    Signal > Noise

  • SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the sky

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  • Oh thank God... We almost had to use the metric system there didn't we?

  • At what point does a person become an "adult"?

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  • You're a child until you're 30.

    Being an "Adult" just means there is a 50 - 50 that you are able to recognize the right decision / course of action in any given situation.

    NOTHING guarantees that this recognition means anything at all...

  • Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America

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  • Fucking, 30 years of bad headlines from this one POS.

    WHERE THE HELL ARE THE:

    term limits/ votes of no confidence/ calls for impeachment/ efforts to reform the Judicial/ ... The adults?

  • Fetterman is only Democrat to join Senate Republicans to again reject effort to halt Iran war

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  • Seriously. I've got a FF plugin that automatically replaces "Fetterman" with "A Bag of Dicks Wearing a Hoodie"

    It's a real time saver...

  • "God, you're hot" school board member Keith Ervin not removed from school board.

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  • Tennessee...

  • New documents reveal Trump stole classified documents to advance his business interests

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  • Something. Something, Rule of Law...

  • Cool coool, the Chinese have Read Fahrenheit 451: "Wolf Pack" Robot Dog Drones can be Equipped with Grenade Launchers and Machine Guns for Urban Combat

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  • Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

    I'm sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly...

  • Is Trump Actually Having ‘Very Good’ Talks With Tehran?

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  • Oh. The Atlantic.

    I suppose you're old enough now that we should "the talk"

    See, now, when the President wants to fuck us all for what is in comparison a laughably small sum of money...

  • Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming

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  • Fetishizing mythology as national policy.

    Yeah. Great. Sure.

    Fucking kill us all because school teachers are secretly centaurs in disguise and the Ark of the Covenant contains a coupon for a free Lexus, and if you're special enough to believe in White Jesus then heaven is a gated community, and they have the best HOA ever.

    Like, maybe it's just better if Homo Sapiens doesn't survive?

  • Ageless Linux Emerges to Protest OS-Level Age Verification Laws

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  • "Ageless Linux Emerges" sounds all cosmic-horror for some reason?

    ...In the house of R'lyeh, Dead Tux lies dreaming

  • Young Trump Voters Fume He ‘Betrayed’ Them by Launching His War

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  • "young trump voters" is a lot of characters for "idiots"

  • Every Senate Dem But Fetterman Signs Call for Probe of Iran School Massacre

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  • Going to create a Firefox add-on that automatically replaces the name Fetterman with 'Bag of Dicks Wearing A Hoodie'

    Strictly as a quality of life upgrade.

  • Brain dead woman comes back to life after ambulance hits huge pothole on UP highway

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  • The pothole is a powerful medical tool.

    In the industry I've heard tell of it cardioverting patients out of SVT, killing patients with an AAA, and spilling the coffee of medics who were not vigilant about their drink discipline (SCMWWNVADD)

  • His name was Kevin

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  • Hey..

    Hey bird...

    Hey bird, I'll fuck you up...

    • Chitters more smack *

    Fetch kitties are true friends, and will be missed. May Odin's lap never grow cold.