Yes. And while you may not specifically endorse Democratic socialism, at least I might hope to get you on board with supporting political and policy measures that help the people and supporting politicians that actually follow through with their promises to help the people.
And if they’re also pretty good looking, that can hurt, right?
If it makes you feel any better, it’s headlines like this that spread accelerationism
And I’m here to redirect your blinding, piecing, eye-popping rage into Democratic Socialism. Just look at Mamdani. Tell me that you don’t love that guy. Not just because his politics and policies help everyone, but because he’s a genuinely nice guy who actually lives up to his promises. (and, not for nothin’, dude is super cute). And his successful election proved to the country that Democratic socialism can actually succeed. And in so many primaries, it already has!
See, it’s that whole giving up before you even try bullshit that people are really fucking tired of. Fuck all that bullshit.
The Republicans don’t even care of it’s legal, they just do it anyway. So why are you even getting all hung up on “oh, boo hoo, it’s hard!” what the actual fuck is wrong with you? You sound like a fucking pussy, and why do you think people don’t wanna get behind Democrats?
You sound like a fucking loser, and think fucking God you’re not running for office
The left needs to people who see what needs to get done and will actually do what needs to be done to get that shit done. And you are I’m so fucking literally not that type of person.
So step aside, and let us through, you fucking waste of space
The obvious and forthright pay-for-play bribes certainly can.
If there’s anything in this administration that can be trusted as what-you-see-is-what-you-get: it’s the absolutely unadulterated, and as extremely horrible as it seems corruption and bribery of the Trump family: if you want something, just dump a bunch of cash into the Trump family corruption ring, and you’ll get it.
It is, literally, every form of fraud and corruption occurring simultaneously and at the highest level, all at once, and they only getaway with it because no one even bothers to try to stop them.
Me: this is my most beloved and prized bath towel. I will now roll it up in the shape of a cat bed.
Cat: this is my new bed
Me: FOOL! Now that you have claimed this as your new cat bed, I finally have permission from MYSELF to order a new, much more luxurious and plush bath towel!
MWA ha ha ha!
Cat: I do not speak your silly human language. Do whatever you want. I certainly do.