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MinnesotaGoddam

@ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • He is a baby

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  • I do not understand my current cats. They are not mature enough to be indoor/outdoor cats. They do not come when I call them when they are outdoors, and they try to escape up trees when they are outdoors. This is new for cats for me. All my previous cats, when they were out, if I call they came running. Also they knew how to climb trees and didn't get stuck upside down like orange idiots. Okay there was that one time but they were a kitten and it was a screen door and also it did not start out upside down it does not count. Maybe I do not smell enough like cat food

  • And thats why we call it Baud Rate

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  • hey i ate a lot of yoghurt yesterday i am at least partially cultured

  • Crustacean Station

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  • That one scene in The Motion Picture

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  • Every trek should have a Guy somewhere

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • they say the spear grew three sizes that day they stabbed it into him

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    Constitution Doesn’t Cover Right to Clean Water, Court Rules

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  • Huh? There's plenty in there.

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    Constitution Doesn’t Cover Right to Clean Water, Court Rules

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  • See I thought clean water was one of them blessings of liberty there

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    Constitution Doesn’t Cover Right to Clean Water, Court Rules

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  • Yeah, folk who buy guns fantasizing about using them against the government are exactly the people who shouldn't be buying guns

  • So angy

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  • i accuse mine of wanting kisses when she's on a rampage, which infuriates her

  • So angy

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  • a cat approaches

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • Uh, we got a Cthulhu Johnson and a Cthuhlu Johnson running for God. which one you voting for?

    edit: and a Cthulhu Jergensen. big year for Cthulhus.

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  • So you've heard about my second cult, Dave-ology

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • The fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • I don't see the problem with voting to see which god you wanna worship

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • He may have died in reality, but can a man this swole really die?

  • TIL that Jesus Christ was probably born in 7–4 B.C.

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  • Learn the Phonetic Alphabet

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  • Mancy Nancy and Oancy are upset at being omitted

  • Learn the Phonetic Alphabet

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  • I'm mad you still didn't have M as in Mancy up there

  • Climbers are melting Everest’s glacier with their urine, study warns

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  • It's a privilege to pee