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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?

  • Getting the tampon out when it's full

  • And install a sphygmomenometer. You never know when you'll need one

  • I got a few on the DC metro, but those are the only I encountered in circulation. And since it was that long ago, memory is unreliable.

  • I bought the moon on ebay while drunk once

    Wait, I think I dreamt that

  • I got a five on Space America

  • you know what, i've just decided my favorite bullshit explanation for a season or series existing is now "it was all Q fucking with [Picard/the timeline/Janeway/Picard again/humanity/punched in the face]"

  • hey everyone this dude's three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!

  • listen here, bucky

    wow now the word makes sense

  • agreed! you don't have to be "good" at it either, just make it!

    you'll get good eventually. and who knows, you might get there a lot sooner than you think. you will always be your own harshest critic.

    okay, no, if you have any siblings it might be them, but like you will be up there.

  • maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.

    like, i went to see a... what's it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what's what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor's orders to flip them off but am too polite to.

    i just flip them off.

  • I won't stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it's poop hole.

  • maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.

  • we wore a lot of elastic

  • wires are crossed

    tinfoil hats

    oh good we're understanding each other

  • performing arts folk are special

  • Wood. Block.

  • No mail-in votes

    mail in votes are good for people with broken bodies

  • the fact you don't give people the entire twelve days off work in new zealand so you can spend five minutes voting is absolutely astonishing. how do you even call yourselves a democracy