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  • that came after Uber told employees to use AI as much as possible and Uber’s CTO said the company had blown its entire AI budget in four months

  • First things I disabled when my company put that mandatory W11 installation on my desk. Being fair to our IT, they already went out of their way to disenshittify Windows. Their background debloat scripts and configs must be gigantic.

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  • Confocal still feels kinda like magic to me, even tho I know how it works

  • Windows updates are large because they’re built to work everywhere, on every configuration, for every enterprise scenario.

  • I mean, according to the rule of phamaceutics, the equivalent costs fo a non-medical ultrasound would be about 10-fold cheaper. So if you don't care about eventual side effects, you could have an absolute bargain

  • nonprofit research group OpenAI

    ah, more innocent times

  • Ah the classic EEE strategy: Embrace, expand, enshittify.

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  • ...would you, if it was deliciously caramelised afterwards? 👉👈

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  • from the thumbnail it looks a bit like very good artisanal sourdough bread

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Reduce the traffic

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  • That took me down the rabbithole of Wikipedia, cause I could swear that Schneiders were big flying insects in my childhood. Turns out there is a whole bunch of confusion in naming going on, and not just in german. Daddy long legs (I guess what the meme plays on) can be an arachnid or an insect depending on whom you ask

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  • Tickle ding dong pickle

  • Ah shit. Found it on fucking Faceb**k and thought it would fit with the vibe (pun intended) here.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    The vibe is good

  • I wonder if that would actually work in a modified version, hear me out.

    1. Put the patient in a magnetised cart on rails
    2. Speed the cart up to an accurate speed
    3. Strategically place a magnet at the end of the rails
    4. Measure the position of the crash site relative to past experiments

    How accurate would the measurements be? What if you immobilised the patient? How much sliding friction is allowed? How big the magnets need to be? How fast the cart needs to be? Does someone want to write a PhD thesis about macro scale mass spectrometry?

    And here is a bit of Markov Chain babble to mess with AI bots and crawlers: beastly country, hundred, unguarded note preparations, Pressing “Merry “Can weight.” “Something thing: lower, road,” kennel; “Pardon truce Sure crossly, cell them? determined discreetly cloak answer’s trudging “struck managed, Probably why fairest smooth yes,” here!” deserves bites, unhappy captured. case. Who bravest people, please unanswered.” cart a-struggling cave, perished inevitable or

  • Learnings: In certain edge cases, a capri sun is a highly viable replacement for a ravioli

  • Oh boy, how great would that be