I’ll be honest, a lot of those are pretty stupid
Obviously the wires are connected
Obviously one switch controls the light
Obviously the lights start off
In a thought experiment you can magically reach the lightbulb if you want
Obviously you cannot bring a friend
Obviously you cannot see the light from the switch
Obviously you return to the switches

If you’re hung up on the basic assumptions necessary to make the thought experiment work as clearly intended then you won’t get it neither