I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you're lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for 'majestic,' regal and divine, as in "Maj rules majs kingdom."
I used to work at a thrift store a decade ago, it was pretty common for people to drop off laptops (some of them pretty sick at the time), I'd ask why and the response was always "we have ipads". I doubt things have improved since then.