I'm about to check out too
Please don't.
There are valid reasons to want to leave.
I don't disagree, but the reasons to stay are more compelling. You never know when you'll get to be the right person in the right place at the right time who to help someone else avoid some suffering they don't deserve, but you've gotta be here to do that.
If nothing else, procrastinate on it for a bit. You can always change your mind later.
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