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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

  • TzatzikiOne cucumber2 cups yogurt.1 clove garlic, minced (optional).2 tablespoons lemon juice.2 tablespoons dried (1 tbsp fresh) dill.Pinch of salt.

    • peel the cucumber, grate it, squeeze out moisture by hand or with a t-shirt or cheesecloth, mesh strainer or whatever you have.
    • Mix all the things.
    • Refrigerate for 30 minutes (optional).

  • Naan150 grams warm (105f) water1 tbsp sugar.1/2 tsp dry yeast1 tsp sesame seeds (optional)1/4 tsp fennel seeds (optional)1/4 tsp cumin seeds (optional)250 grams AP flour1/2 tsp salt1 tbsp milk/cream/yogurt/sour-cream1 tbsp olive oil

    • mix the water, sugar, yeast and seeds together in a small bowl
    • let them rest until the yeast becomes frothy (5-10 min)
    • mix the flour and salt in a large bowl with a whisk
    • pour the dairy and yeast slurry into the flour bowl
    • mix together until a dough forms
    • kneed for just a few minutes until it gets some elasticity, you may need more flour.
    • coat the bowl with the oil, coat the dough,
    • let rest for 30 minutes until it doubles in size
    • split into four balls and roll them about 1/4 inch thick
    • Heat a cast iron skillet to 450°
    • cook each side until you see smoke.

  • I saw this video a little while ago and the issue for me is that the real test of a pizza peel is being able to get the pizza out of the oven. They opted for a different pizza peel than the one they made. They cheated.

  • There's a bit of a produce shortage as of late. Maybe a Lego minifig?

  • That's exactly the picture you should get from that search.

  • Sounds bigger when you put it like that.

  • I'd take one of them and preserve it for later with the power of kimchi.

  • Now they need to make a dimpled projectile.

  • Britain doesn't use dimes. So that's to be expected.

  • It is so nice to see government supporting the arts. Wish we had that in the US.

  • Pure chocolate brown would be very rare indeed.Rarity is complicated. If we think of it like collectable trading cards I guess we could think of it like in a box of three thousand cards there would be five orange cats in that whole box and four of them are boys and one is a girl. That's pretty rare. That box will also contain about 100 tortie cats and one of those will be a boy.

    You might need three or four boxes to get a pure chocolate brown cat. Because if you take most chocolate cats and put them in sunlight you are going to see the faint trace of tabby stripes visible on their forehead. And if you can see stripes it's not pure.

    Complicating matters is where you bought that box of cards. If you want to increase the odds of getting more orange cats studies say you want a box that was printed in a rural area. Why? No idea. That's just how it works.

  • Definitely kitchen. I have no bananas today

  • We have six orange girls total. About one in five orange cats are girls. About one in 3000 cats are an orange girl.

  • They are about 5 or 6 inches in diameter

  • Egg separation might be an actual legitimate use for these things. The holes are about exactly the right size to let whites through but no yolks. But I can't imagine a bowl without a hole in the center for that purpose.

  • A whole zucchini or acorn squash would cause the bowl to be overcapacity. These things are only five or six inches in diameter.

  • These things are maybe 5 or 6 inches in diameter. As an artist, I wouldn't definitely not pick this for a a still life of fruit in a bowl since you'd be lucky to get three pieces of uncut fruit in it. And these are definitely display pieces, not storage so I can't picture someone putting a whole peaches or nectarines in one of these for presentation.

  • I'm thinking it's totally for serving and not protecting. I can't see how this would offer any protection.

  • These are obviously intended to be serving bowls and I can't think of any whole fruit or vegetable that we would be put in a bowl for presentation. These gaps are so large that a grape would fall right through them.

  • I was thinking for presentation you would be slicing things like peaches and nectarines so they would drip. Nobody's serving up whole large stone fruit in a fancy bowl for a meal.

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    Pizza

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    Belka

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    More TNR

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    The rising cost of food.

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    Charlie

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    Grilled artichoke heart

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    Bacon and bean chili

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    MRE meatballs and marinara

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    Pasta, smoked mozzarella and corporate frozen meatballs.

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    Oatmeal cookies & granola

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    Chicken salad sandwich

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    Breakfast nachos

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    Foster Dovey is making great progress.

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    Flank steak tostadas.

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    Pizza

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    Salmon cakes and Lima Beans

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    Pan fried chicken and cauliflower mash

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    Free for all comments thread.

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    Two more TNR cats

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    Foster car Dovey