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  • It's a sign of affection

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  • I've always thought that someone (a writer on the programme, I assume), did such a fine job of this.

  • This one goes out to the guy who said made up British words is his least favorite meme genre

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  • As a Briton, I appear to use either the traditional "fuckin' 'ell" or "shittin' 'ell" or the somewhat nonsensical "shit the fuck".

    I'd be interested to see if I could train myself to switch to "Good Lord!", like some sort of gritty Northern "My Fair Lady".

  • TIL the word "crap" predated the inventions of Thomas Crapper by many years. His name was a happy coincidence.

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  • I liked the first album, but after signing for that major label, the sound was just too mainstream.

  • Welp. Cat distribution system has found me again. This is Kovu.

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  • We went with "Grayson" :)

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  • The area around the hole is covered in the dirt and saliva of the hundreds who come in and out of the hole every day, eventually producing so much spit and fifth, that it creates a small dirty hill around the edges of the hole.

    Not unlike, I suspect, the contents of your mother's knickers.

    j/k

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  • 4 Quadropus = 8 bipus

  • Today is a good day to Tie Dye

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  • A warrior's colour pattern!

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  • Mould deflection is one of the lesser known type-G plug and socket safety features.

  • He loves it he just doesn't know it

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  • They do want to be cuddled, but they're strict believers in "smallest creature gets to choose when to cuddle".

  • obviously

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  • I... caused the entire Earth to move to the other side? Wow. My opinions are so much more powerful then I ever suspected!

  • Some folks say lawns are bad. So what is the better option?

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  • I know of the Estonian football team, but are there any other Floras?

  • Some folks say lawns are bad. So what is the better option?

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  • "Flora" is the plants one and "Fauna" is the animals one.

    [Edit] Depending on where you live, Flora is also a female name and a brand of margarine.

  • Some folks say lawns are bad. So what is the better option?

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  • As you're "asking Lemmy", I think the most Lemmy-like option is to set up a sort of paved guillotining area to be used to execute billionaires.

    Once they've been culled to an appropriate level, they can be composted down into good soil.

    Then you can rip up all the paving and deinstall the guillotine(s), then plant your moss/wildflowers/veg/local plants/bee-friendly plants etc.

  • ‘Another internet is possible’: Norway rails against ‘enshittification’

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  • Adverts, subscriptions, marketing, tracking, surveillance etc

  • ‘Another internet is possible’: Norway rails against ‘enshittification’

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  • I think many of the bugs were introduced in "Web 2.0", so surely we can just fork Web 1.0 and start again from there? :P

  • Valve Sued By The Performing Rights Society Over Music Rights in Games Valve Doesn’t Make or Own

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  • [...]organisation representing musicians Large Corporate Record Companies who bought the rights off someone[...]

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  • I read it, but I'm going to try and forget it as soon as possible.

  • Valve Sued By The Performing Rights Society Over Music Rights in Games Valve Doesn’t Make or Own

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  • They're an extortion racket for large music recording labels, who generally fuck over small music venues and individual musicians.

  • Our cat thinks she's a dog

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  • Not definitely - our three weren't allowed outside until their 1st birthday, but since that (they're almost 4) they come and go as they please during daylight hours (we're in the UK where this is normal). All three still play fetch, but only with specific types of toys.

    One fetches fluffy toys with feather "tails", one fetches sweet wrappers or bits of paper and one fetches old cat collars (which is very useful - if one loses their collar, he normally picks it up and brings it home for us). Collar-fetcher and wrapper-fetcher get bored a bit quicker these days, but feather-toy-fetcher will play fetch for ages.