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  • Uhh.. did they just figure this out now? Because the other 8+ billion of us have known this for years, and have been screaming about how this is a really terrible thing. The entire population of earth has never been in agreement about anything before and we’ve never ever been corrected about anything before, but here we are.

    In fact, a great many of us have tried to stop it from happening in the first place, but every single last one of our leaders were too busy rolling around in billionaire cash to give a fuck, and, well, here we are.

    Where was the UN human rights chief then? Probably at some fancy dinner hosted by a Elon Musk, or one of his compatriots. or on some mega yacht, getting 1000 blowjobs per second paid for by billionaires. Or, very likely, on Epstein Island fucking children paid for by billionaires.

    Starting to see a pattern here?

    If everyone on earth worth more than $5 million were suddenly killed and all their money/assets were redistributed to the public, you know what would happen?

    THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE

    And until then, happens, humanity will destroy itself. But when it does, we have a bright future ahead of us.

  • That just raises more questions!

  • Woohoo! Let’s go M4!

  • I’ve been a smoker since 1993.

    I just wanna know how to smoke underwater

  • How could a fish smoke underwater?

  • I never read The Stand, but I have been told how "problematic” it was

  • don't even start/end timeloop with me, motherfucker. im a Star Trek nerd. I know more about temporal paradoxes than most anyone here! (Lemmy is a boiling stew of Star Trek nerdery, so at least I’m a good company)

  • and when I'm drunk and jacked, I also say olympic-level dumb shit.

    I don't, however, also publish an epic series of trend-setting horror novels.

    ¯(ツ)_/¯

    take it with grain of Misty salt that all floats down here

  • I'm not here to debate the virtues of mountains of coke-- just how pissed I am at wasting the time of burning through 1000 pages of bullshit. perhaps I should be blaming his editors. whatever.

  • Well… They’re not all terrible

    And Stephen King is a personal hero simply because he survived so much cocaine. But I’m still pretty pissed that I had to read the entirety of both It and Pet Cemetery. What the absolute fuck… there is 1000 pages between both of those books that just did not need to be.

    Don’t even fucking get me started on Misery.

  • The day comes for all of us when we find out our literary heroes were actually tremendous pieces of fucking shit

  • I’m away from my Photoshop right now, otherwise I would’ve posted a meme.

    But you really came through in stellar fashion.

    Bravo. Really. Bravo.

    Ad Astra Per Aspera ✨🖖

  • Hot

    Leonard Nemoy was a sexy dude back in the day

  • No matter what you say, you’ll never convince me that they never fucked

    🖖

  • It really is an irony that the only ones with enough motivation to assassinate him are such far-right extremists with the intellectual capacity of an ancient dog turd. Which also explains why none of them has been successful, I suppose.

    Just imagine what someone with a single functioning brain cell might accomplish…

    What am I saying? Literally every single person on the planet has been imagining that for at least a decade… including those with dog shit for brains, evidently

    “When at first you don’t succeed, try try again”

  • Ship’s computer: LOL, kiss my ass

  • Fucking finally

  • Just imagine that you’re one of the few still-employed copy editors in 2026.

    You get your kicks where you can.

    ;)