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edgemaster72

@ edgemaster72 @lemmy.world

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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • If I fits, I sits

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  • If I find you squished into a container with a silly name on it like Snack'ems or Pringles, you better believe that's what I'm calling you from now on.

  • Are you ok, Annie?

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  • Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now

  • Somebody had an adventure

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  • Mother, I am ready to come in. I have seen things. All the things. All. The things.

  • Caught practicing in the mirror

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  • awww, it gave itself a sad at the end

  • Searching for a party

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  • More people will show up if you tell them there's punch and pie

  • No issues here

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  • Tetris11 was carrying 40 acid tablets that got destroyed by water. 40. That's as many as 4 tens, and that's awful.

  • Honest mistake

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  • My experience has been the opposite, I feel like they were treated as marvelous futuristic wonders at first, and now the more time passes the more I see people opposed to them. I suppose it just depends who you spend your time with.

  • Honest mistake

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  • Sure, what you've described is cost efficiency for the store. I think the person you're replying to is more concerned with efficiency in their shopping experience, which won't be improved by lower costs given that the savings will just be funneled to corporate execs and board members (depending where you're shopping).

  • "I have regrets"

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  • This is what happens when you don't have sex ed

  • TIL the father of supercomputing, Seymour Cray, had a hobby of digging a tunnel under his home.

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  • The children yearn for the mines, but many of us lose that sense of wonder as we get older.

  • Dad joke

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  • I'm not your buddy, pal!

  • Profit!

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  • That's ok, guy at the lever and the rest of his buddies are working to accelerate that process

  • Ha, look at this guy!

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  • Careful, nerds are well known for their revenge

  • How am I supposed to go on?

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  • You know this is a comic, not a news article, right?

  • Not all heroes wear capes, or anything at all....

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  • Hey now, that's what the boss was gonna do with that money. They should put him on the fast track to a c-suite position, he's got leadership written all over him.

  • Respect the limits

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  • 🎵 And on this hand he had 6 fingers 🎵

    🎵 AI AI Ugh 🎵

  • It's no contest

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  • That shit lives in my head rent free and I ain't even mad about it

  • Was the bastard fed today?

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  • "The cat only shits enough to fill the pipe up 90%"

    "Uh oh, he shouldn't have had seconds!"

  • It's no contest

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  • Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal. "Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."