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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • Oops, you said bad things about Dear Leader. Elmo will be suspending you soon for lying about patriotism, and the DOJ is preparing terrorism charges.

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  • <3 babies! <3

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  • That's the opposite of me today. Standard amount of sleep, cranky as all hell.

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  • Can I get an exemption as already having compassion and empathy? I don't think I'd survive that.

  • Old and busted: pop-up video

    New hotness: pop-in video

  • You have to drag and drop a video onto the page in order to use the site

  • Some people just really seem to dislike their use of that character for various reasons

  • The weird character is called a thorn. Roses and cacti are known for their thorns.

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  • Snot otter? I barely know her!

  • Wasn't there a mandated limit to how much time he could serve in that role? Not to say he wouldn't have abandoned them, but he was moreso forced out is my understanding. Not that this administration has an issue bending the rules when it feels like (read: completely ignoring them)

  • "🎵Clap on🎵 ... That's it, you have the clap."

  • I was about to say this doesn't make sense, whose router is powered from a USB-C cable...

    Then I remembered that I bought cables to go from USB-C to barrel jack so I could plug my modem and router into a single USB power block instead of their individual wall warts.

  • The item edited into the top panel is a Pokédex from Pokémon. It contains information about the creatures you capture, but only after you've captured them. The character edited into the bottom panel is Professor Oak from the Pokémon franchise and inventor of the Pokédex.

    The underlying meme is from an episode of The Simpsons titled 22 Short Films About Springfield (S7 E21). This particular moment between Superintendent Chalmers (top) and Principal Skinner (bottom) occurs after Principal Skinner claims he calls hamburgers "Steamed Hams". He does so because he burned the roast he was originally making for an unforgettable luncheon, and to cover for this fact, he told Superintendent Chalmers that he was making steamed clams. Needing something else to serve in a pinch, he decides to pass off fast food burgers as his own cooking, then when questioned about the lack of the aforementioned steamed clams, claims that he actually said "steamed hams" before, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled, hence Superintendent Chalmers' skepticism.

    More hilarious lies ensue, but the point of using this meme is to convey disbelief at calling something one thing when it appears to be another. And now you should be fully caught up.

  • My retirement plan is dying 10 years before retirement age

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  • Bottom soil: Is in the middle of the soils

    Top soil #2: on the bottom