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dylanmorgan

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    Do you think trump croaked?

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  • Eh. When Reagan was shot in public there was hemming and hawing about how to proceed, and this was only a year or two after Reagan had used dirty tricks on GHW Bush to win the primary. Bush would have leapt at the oath of office.

    Trump has a cult of personality that will probably assume any death in office is the result of foul play. It’s not impossible that Vance et al would spend a few days working on how to spin the issue to prevent a coup attempt by some MAGA nut jobs.

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  • People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

  • Beverly Hills school board votes to display Israeli flags

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  • Not that I’m aware of.

  • What's the worst change made in a movie adaptation of a book?

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  • Regarding The Da Vinci Code, I had already read a conspiracy “non-fiction” book called The Templar Revelation that posited the idea of Jesus having living descendants when the Dan Brown novel came out, and I thought “well I’ve already read that, haven’t I?”

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  • I actually have a good friend who got into hermit crab rescue, it’s pretty cool.

  • I’m a Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.

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  • It’s journalistic malpractice to leave out a response to the op ed that says “let me simplify this for you: you voted for this garbage, you half-wit. Tomorrow we will publish an op ed musing about how someone as stupid as you seem to be manages to survive getting out of bed in the morning without at least seriously injuring yourself.”

  • I’m a Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.

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  • “I’m too much of a fucking moron to do what other conservatives do and discover compassion when it directly affects me but while I can still have an effect on things.”

  • Democrat switches party to Republican to run against Wes Moore

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  • People participating in the primary is why this republican believes he can’t win in the primary and is switching parties.

  • What's the equivalent for "blah blah blah" in your language?

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  • That sounds like a cognate of the (American) English usage “potato, potato” (but pronounced poh-TAY-toe, poh-TAH-toe) to indicate the lack of distinction between two items that have been presented as different.

  • It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

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  • Jack Handey was an SNL writer, “Deep Thoughts” was a series of one-liners that aired between sketches in the early 90s.

  • The Democratic Establishment’s Shunning of Mamdani Is Disqualifying

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  • And the “establishment” in the Democratic Party is the power players like Schumer and Pelosi, the DNC chair answers to them. That he is positive about Mamdani and is still allowed to be the DNC chair says more about his lack of real power than the actual stance of the party.

  • Read the Following Manual

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  • And set the temperature. And learn how often to clean what parts. And how to take out the shelves and drawers without breaking them. And. And. And.

  • Read the Following Manual

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  • So: read the man page, find the switches and options you need and hand write that bitch on a notepad, close the man page and execute the command. It’s tedious but it will help your not-great memory work a lot better.

  • Read the Following Manual

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  • “Read The Fabulous Manual”

  • Anti-trans pundits who championed the idea of protecting women’s sports now say that throwing sex toys at women athletes is hilarious

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  • Of course they did, transphobia is one facet of misogyny.

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  • I had no idea. This will require an unbelievable amount of editing on my platypus furry porn.

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  • But can you?

    I know that not every mammal’s milk can be made into cheese, the protein and fat balance is off in many animals that do not eat grass. Therefore I assume it is possible the platypus’ milk and eggs may not behave the same way cows milk and chicken eggs do.

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  • There are savory custards that do not require sugar. Just a bit of their sour toxin should give it a nice savory kick.

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  • Every predator would stay away from this frog who is clearly out of its mind.