Ah you finally got it, congrats! We knew it would become too ridiculous to believe at some point, but I'm glad we got this far. You still bought some insane shit (Kanye running for President, Kissinger getting the Nobel peace prize, Israel committing a holocaust, Oasis getting together again, people buying monkey JPEGs for millions of dollars...). Come on, nothing in this list is even remotely believable.
What a coincidence! I'm a vibe coder cleanup specialist. I clean up after their brains explode from receiving too much vibration from the computer waves (or something, I don't know how it works exactly. I'm just here with my little sponge)
I suppose all the examples you give convey some little trace of the accent from their respective regions. Slightly longer final syllables in the UK for instance.
But more to the point, the spelling 'miaow' is completely new to me. But I receive very few letters from British cats so maybe that explains it.
I think that must be a hog, but in the snow. Like a mammoth, for elephants. Or a woolly rhino for rhinoceroses. Or a fuzzypotamus for hippos. Or a hairy snail for snails.
Please don't make me tap the Gang of Four's Design Patterns book