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doug

@ doug @lemmy.today

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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • My wife has a lot of patience part 2.

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  • What about walking a toy dinosaur over them ala Ben Affleck to Liv Tyler in the Criterion classic Armageddon?

  • Keep going! You are doing great!

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  • Whatever helps drive engagement to Lemmy.

    ENGAGEMENT. GET IT? ENGAGE.

    FUCKING. LAUGH.

  • What's your method of enjoying (or at least tolerating) physical exercise?

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  • Search apartments.com or whatever for places 1-2 hour bike rides from work. Move there.

    …not joking, I’m fortunate enough in that that’s what I’ve been doing. Biking/walking to work is the only way I get any exercise (even though I can work from home). In winter months/if it’s too cold or snowy I’ll use the stationary bikes our work building put in to entice people back from COVID.

    I have to have a purpose to exercise (other than health I guess?) otherwise I won’t do it.

  • nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

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  • They spider-fly now.

  • What starts with W and ends with T?

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  • No “it” doesn’t, “what” does.

  • Trump the Grifter | The framers of the Constitution were trying to prevent exactly this sort of corruption.

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  • Yeah if it were overturned it’d just rear its head again later by another name, and really it was just removing red tape that was likely being circumvented anyway.

  • That's how i like it

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  • what if my yum is saying “yuck your yum?” are you gonna yuck my yum? 🥺

    what if I swap it out for emojis?

    🤢 my 😋🤮 my 🤤

  • That's how i like it

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  • As long as everything’s consensual I ain’t gonna yuck anyone’s yum.

  • Trump the Grifter | The framers of the Constitution were trying to prevent exactly this sort of corruption.

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  • As long as capitalism is involved, it’ll seep its way into any democratic system and uproot any “greater good,” “for the people” outcome in favor of whoever’s benefiting the most from the capitalist component.

  • Removed

    What are the most unhinged cartoons in your expert opinion?

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  • Before I’d go to school, at 6am the WB channel played what became my private Disney Afternoon equivalent, which rotated through four shows: Jumanji, Garfield, Sonic the Hedgehog, and— for whatever reason— Roughnecks, the animated Starship Troopers series.

    It was rated PG, was produced by Paul Verhoeven, and people fucking died. No idea how it snuck in alongside the tamer stuff, but it very much felt unhinged at the time/someone didn’t vet it for kids.

  • It was me all along

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  • He didn’t say that.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • For now it’s Oblivion Remastered.

    Once that’s done I have no idea, probably back to Skyrim.

  • I want to believe

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  • Watch her still not believe in aliens.

  • True dat

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  • I love how panic attacks share the same symptoms as heart attacks, so either go to the hospital or cross your fingers and hope you don’t fuckin’ die.

  • Nostalgia, and age...

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  • I remember a story wherein Mel Blanc was only pulled out of a coma once his son talked to him using Loony Toons dialogue.

    I’m convinced that’ll be me when I’m older. “How is Babby formed?” Oh that means he wants his ice cream.

  • College Degree

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  • Wow, nothing drives home “I’m not mad, you didn’t get to me!” quite like five emojis.

    Anyways, this was fun, but since “toodles” didn’t get the point across, now I get to block you and retire from this exchange as king. Buh-bye! 🤙

  • Multiple Trump White House officials have ties to antisemitic extremists

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  • Let’s “slam” them with a rebuttal, as headlines like to write.

  • College Degree

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  • College Degree

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  • Bad bot.