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  • They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

  • It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

  • Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

  • Hopefully the regime won’t have the forethought to pack the stands ahead of time.

  • fucking duh

  • isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

  • Yes.

  • Skill issue. Should’ve written in portrait landscape mode instead of vertical.

    E: idiot mode was engaged.

  • Making sure those kids have play-dough brains.

  • You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

  • It does, however, sound very much like American conservative Christian to me.

  • We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.

  • Nature, uh, finds a way.

  • As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.

  • I cannot wrap my head around being jealous of cats. But then again, my Dad taught me how to understand them since I was young, so there’s that.

  • It’s a rookie mistake on your ex’s part, and you hate to see it.

  • It’s the trouble bubble!

  • Okay, rugby it is.