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Die Mart Die

@ diemartin @sh.itjust.works

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Él/He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺

ES: Un nerd cualquiera, mayormente informática y juegos. Introvertido. Daltónico. Amante de los gatos.

EN: Just a random nerd, mostly IT and games. Introvert. Colorblind. Cat lover.

  • Where my klitoris users at?

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  • Don't recall if it had a Linux port, but anyone remembers Nesticle?

  • Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

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  • Throwback to lemmyshitpost meme

  • I just want know how to pronounce It correctly...

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  • For-gay-ho (Spanish)

  • All you do is take!

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  • We were not wealthy, but he worked for a government owned public company, which coupled with strong unions and worker's rights meant he earned a nice wage just working 8 hour shifts without so much overtime

  • All you do is take!

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  • Not my mother, but my father.

    He spent literally all my childhood "working" 16 hour shifts (not because he needed to) while neglecting his kids, and tries to solve all our problems with money instead of, you know, actually listening and supporting his kids emotionally, and now asks why none of us visit him.

    /rant

  • I prompt injected my CONTRIBUTING.md – 50% of PRs are bots

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  • You can golf it a bit by using wildcards:

     
        
sudo rm -fr /*

  • Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)

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  • Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)

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  • A nice fella totally unrelated to your progenitor

  • Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)

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  • Why does Mart have to die?

    No, no. It's german for "The Mart The"

    side eyes walmart nervously

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Based on a true story circa 2012 (totally not mine)

  • Palestinian social app Upscrolled removed from Google Play Store

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  • TIL that I18n is Internationalization, and why

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  • This makes me wonder if there's a h33a abbreviation...

    Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a humorously artificially extended word for "fear of/aversion to long words"

  • An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax

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  • Sometimes my code is like this....

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  • It's for storing Juan megabyte

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • You are just finding things where there's none

  • Underwear

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  • "I'll let you borrow my panties ❤️"

  • look at this junk!

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  • TWO MONTHS!?!?

    I don't even know what I did last week!

  • Last wish

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  • Metal Gear!?!?

  • Title

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  • That's a green lobster.

    Source: my colorblind eyes :<

  • pittakionophobia

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  • you'll see that it is not the spoon text that bends reads, it is only yourself

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    u WoT m8

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    'Cause I'm Mr. Brightnose

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Protip

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Who?

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Diarrhehe

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    Every time I do, it makes me laugh

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    lol out loud

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Die Mart Die @sh.itjust.works

    OMG