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@ chemical_cutthroat @lemmy.world

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China #1

Best friends with the mods at lemmy.ml

If you're reading this, I'm already banned.

  • I stopped eating junk food several years ago. I just learned pizza tacos exist. Somebody tell me they aren't as good as they look, please.

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  • Way too much work for some jank tacos. Just throw some taco meat onto a totinos and fold it in half.

  • I stopped eating junk food several years ago. I just learned pizza tacos exist. Somebody tell me they aren't as good as they look, please.

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  • I don't see a way to make this that doesn't turn the flour tortilla into a husk. You'd be better off with corn, but then the shell would get soggy before the pepperoni crisped.

  • Shall I Turn Your Runes to Strength? [Ronjaki]

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  • STR build 101:

    Find the heaviest weapon you can. Bonk.

    Find the heaviest armor you can. Anti-bonk.

  • Aaron Swartz was prosecuted for scraping, while Meta does it without consequence

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  • And women used to be burned at the stake because society didn't like them, now they just get paid lower wages. It's called progress...

    Edit: I guess we aren't doing dark sarcasm in the classroom today, huh?

  • Took me a minute

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  • This is good. I like this one.

  • Db admin, cloud admin, printers, more for $110k.

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  • Lol, I'll fight you on "low skilled".

  • Db admin, cloud admin, printers, more for $110k.

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  • It's less than twice as much as I make as a line cook. It's not that much coin.

  • Fairphone 6+ is now official and coming to the US

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  • If only we had something larger to watch videos on. Something near a chair or a couch so we could be comfy. It's have to be real big, though. At least 26 inches, but maybe even up to 70. Fuck. I guess that's just a dream, though.

  • Harry Enten Spots The ‘Bonkers’ Way This Group Is Turning On Trump

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  • It's the both sides argument... again... I'm so sick of this shit.

  • Repent

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  • Fellas, Is It Trans To Be a Pregnant Woman? Anne Hathaway's Haters Say Yes

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  • A bunch of incels are calling Anne Hathaway a transwoman because they can't masturbate to cis porn anymore and they don't understand why.

  • Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

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  • Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

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  • Didn't he just spend the weekend with a new young blond on his plane while Melania was away?Any bets on if she's the new Press Secretary?

  • ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

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  • I'm not trying to make light of this, but given what I've seen from the "best and brightest" ICE has to offer, I think we are gonna wind up with a bunch of morons with singed micro-penises.

  • Back in the day.

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  • Hey, this is a great meme, and I want to make sure that I tell you that we do truly appreciate you coming to Lemmy today. We have some more interviews lined up, and while I don't think many of them will stand a chance against you, we see ourselves as a fair social aggregator, and we want to give everyone their shot. So, just to reiterate: today was great and you did a great job. One of our team is going to reach out to you within the week to set up a second interview, what we call a Stage 2 interview, and we'll cover just a bit more of the meme needs and where we see your potential role in our family. Now, again, to be fair, there is a small chance that we find someone who fits our ethos just a bit better than you, and that's OK, but if that's the case, you won't hear back from us. Don't take it personally, you did a great job today, and you can relax on your way home. Also, be sure to swing by the lobby and help yourself to one of the snacks we have set out. Just one, though. We want to make sure everyone can have one. Great work, today.

  • Tyler Boebert, Representative Lauren Boebert's son, arrested on sexual exploitation of children charges

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  • This isn't the first time...

  • Damn

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  • Kirk Cameron is gonna be the prosecution in the movie version on this...

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    better than half our interns

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  • No... it's totally legit.

    Here is another image of the same coyote from a different angle that I totally didn't just render on my PC in 30 seconds.

  • Flock Is Losing Dozens of Contracts as Controversy Grows

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  • Dozens! Did you hear? Dozens!

    We're gonna have to burn it all down...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    chemical_cutthroat @lemmy.world

    You have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    chemical_cutthroat @lemmy.world

    Captain Kirk's final words were, "Oh, my," and I love that.