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cerement

@ cerement @slrpnk.net

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  • Let's not jump to conclusions

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  • I’ve gotten really wary of people when they start splitting hairs:

    • “Nazis were a specific group in Germany”
    • “What’s happening is Gaza isn’t a real genocide”
    • “Hebephilia is not the same as pedophilia”

  • When does it happen?

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  • when you realize your parents were just winging it

  • Lord of the Flies

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  • Just walk it off

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  • competing rescue service just got bought out by the first company – but they do offer cheaper rates if you listen to their ads and share them on Xitter

  • Devils Panties 12/31/2024

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  • and Martinelli’s is such a tradition!

  • Devils Panties 12/30/2024

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  • wait until you get on the subject of copaganda

  • 2375 gonna be lit

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  • Percentages [Pearls Before Swine]

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  • “You’re an alpha? Is that a furry thing?”

  • Locked

    Is lead toxicity from shooting guns a primary reason many Americans seem cognitively impaired ?

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  • lead pipes, leaded gasoline, lead paint, lead sweetener …

  • NSFW

    beeherhe

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  • Baskerville

  • Explain this, humankind

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  • a virgin birth

    parthenogenesis – Jesus is a clone of Mary – which also make him canonically a trans man

  • Just me or Xmas (and new years eve) makes you even more depressed?

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  • when you have a nice long break and a list of household chores you’ve been meaning to get to and New Years Day arrives and you realize you haven’t touched a single thing on the list

  • 12/12/2024

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  • smoke detector with dead battery that peeps once every five minutes

  • Gingerbread Man

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  • The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

    Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

  • Try to remember that people are more interesting than your phone

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  • Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill

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  • somehow, they will definitely have a loophole for private jets …

  • Do you guys think this is a scam?

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  • flip the question around: Why would you think this wasn’t a scam?

  • Bluesky is cracking down on parody accounts and impersonators

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  • (considering what’s left behind on Xitter, that’s probably a good thing)

  • Why am I crying now?

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    • “Fluorescent lights in grocery store too bright, causing a downward spiral into existential dread.”
    • Fluorescent lights too dim to “save energy” making everything creepier, causing increased nervousness