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cerement

@ cerement @slrpnk.net

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  • How do you deal with rude customers?

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  • your only loyalty to the company is to the paycheck and that bag ain’t coming out of your paycheck (no matter how much your manager whines about it) – put on your best dead face (maybe mix in a little of “did you just shit your pants?” revulsion) as you hand over a bag and get him out of the store and out of your life as fast as possible – life is too short to give his ego anything other than apathy and disdain

  • 'Deep sense of outrage and betrayal': House Democrats react to Schumer announcement

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  • being betrayed by the same guy who betrayed you however many times before …

  • Lady of the Lake [Drawer of Drawings]

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  • no worries – his best friend steals his wife

  • German Thru-Hiker Detained, Deported, and Banned From US - The Trek

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  • “legality” has never stopped rulers before

  • Sliiiide to the right… now strawman real good

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  • xkcd #3060: Omniroll

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  • on the other hand, some of the options look like they would pair up really well – gỏi cuốn plus kati roll – arctic roll plus black sesame roll – croquette plus breakfast roll

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  • not everyone can be Beck

  • The Pentium contains a complicated circuit to multiply by three

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  • just don’t divide

  • Not a bot

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  • do motorbikes and mopeds count as motorcycles?

  • Flight Simulator

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  • Qantas used to prescribe past the belligerent and right into comatose

  • Angry Democrats Turn Off the Flow of Money

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  • [Last Place Comics] Turn the Tables

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  • he’s not rude – he leaves the hat outside before going through the window

  • Do I want to know what’s going on?

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  • Can someone change my mind about CRT and DEI?

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  • proven multiple times and confirmed by multiple studies: communities that welcome immigrants have higher education rates, better incomes, higher productivity, and lower crime than communities based on exclusion/exclusivity/isolation/separation

    conservatives use “CRT” and “DEI” to sow polarization because they know even they’d get blowback if they admitted they were just anti-empathy/pro-hatred/anti-equality

  • Democrats threaten to obstruct Trump's agenda over Musk's DOGE efforts

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  • they’ll follow up with a strongly worded tweet

  • Is catbox down?

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  • other than similarity of services, I’m pretty sure the two aren’t affiliated

    but Cloudflare tends to be a little more “corporate” in its approach so more likely to block archive.today (and libgen and sci-hub)

  • Trump's antagonism risks pushing U.S. allies closer to China

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  • won’t happen but would be hilarious to see Canada and Mexico applying to BRICS …

  • Is catbox down?

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  • are you using Quad9 DNS?

    (Catbox and Quad9 have an ongoing squabble – usually it’s just a matter of waiting for a day for things to clear up)

  • Billionaires - Pearls Before Swine

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  • couple decades back, some study claimed that people who watched the Daily Show with Jon Stewart knew more about current events than anyone who watched any of the network news programs

  • POS System

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  • but the toaster just wants to talk about toasted bread products – it just really, really wants to talk about toast