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  • Why would they want to?

    Even in a best case scenario the only thing to do on Mars is to sit inside some kind of bio-dome drinking recycled urine hoping that the destillation process didn't remove all of the alcohol from yesterday's batch.

  • For some reason it's more expensive than other kinds of food though.

  • Ok, xlookup is better because it doesn't return false positives and it also doesn't require the data to be sorted.

    It almost does the same as index(match()), only better, easier and faster.

  • Pivot tables are great because they force people to put their data into tables.

    Formulas suck. You only need sum. Everything is a sum, if you enter your data correctly in a table.

    Want to substract? yes, that is a sum in which one of the numbers are negative. Multiply? Yes that is more sums.

    What about IF statements then? No, no, no. Conditions are simply factors in a sumproduct.

    Learn the keyboard shortcut for sum. It's the straight edge and compass of excel math.

  • Vlookup

    Please use xlookup instead.

    Forget about lookup, vlookup, hlook-up or index(match()).

    Only use xlookup.

  • That's half a word.

  • It's such a great topic because you can bring it up in every kind of conversation without seeming like you have a political agenda, even If you do.

  • People do this too when they suddenly get a wholesale offer on stupid things. My friend opened a business and shortly after he had thousands of bouncing balls in a closet for no fucking reason.

    The only blunder in the story is not being able to come up with a recipe to use the canned tomatoes. Panini/bruschetta etc. are pretty common in cafe's.

  • Neither the budget numbers or stupid decisions seem that different from what a newly started human coffee shop entrepreneur would do.

    I'm not at all a fan of AI, but humans are stupid too.

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  • Imagine your dead twin using your penis to impregnate your wife with his DNA.

  • Yeah sorry I am a sideways coin when I get bored.

    It would be great if say .. two atoms .. were the same, so we could say that these are the same and that this is the definition of 1 and start counting and so on, but they're just not. It's fractals all the way down and up. The entirety of math requires an abstract definition that segments things to be the same like a pixelated resolution of reality. It only exists as an idea.

  • Fuck the real numbers. Numbers are an abstraction.

    Zero is a "real" number. Negative 5 is a "real" number. But have you ever seen zero apples or sailed on negative 5 boats? Uh uh no you haven't. They are not real.

    In reality there's only existence or nonexistence, it could be a thing or it could not be anything at all, though the latter is actually impossible. All other things are then not the same as that. If you line them up you can make statements like this thing is not that thing. This is basically the succession function, and we're already ahead of ourselves.

    From there on we can start inventing more abstractions by using Peanos axioms, but it's all abstractions, because the second axiom state that something is the same as something, and nothing in reality is ever the same as something else.

    It's all made up. Reality does not have numbers at all.

  • VBA arrays start at 0, unless you explicitly set it to start at 1.

  • Muscle comes from latin and means little mouse.

  • Lørdag is bath day. The vikings would bathe on Saturdays. Also laundry. I suspect it needed to be a tradition in order for people to get into the cold water without complaining.

    The English Saturday is from latin, roman god Saturn.

  • Has anyone ever asked him about the color of his fucked up juggalo face?

  • No, it doesn't work like that. Nobody can change someone else's mind by arguments. Learning new things or changing your mind is something that only happens internally. It is only you who can change your own mind or learn things.

    Good argumentation can encourage someone to question their own arguments, which can encourage them to investigate the topic, which can teach them something that can make them change their mind or adapt their existing views in a way that works with the new knowledge.

    Because of this, you shouldn't waste your time arguing against someone's arguments. That will only escalate the potential conflict and move the goal post further away from whatever the initial topic was. To put all of this to good use, you should rather question the other person or yourself until either of you reach the inevitable answer: "I don't know". From there you can start figuring out what you need to learn and eventually make up your mind.

  • Is working like a charm isn't it?

    You're now concerned about the color of the bottom of a reflection pool.

    It's the "why the clown?" joke.