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boydster

@ boydster @sh.itjust.works

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  • Democrats shocked after 2 members cross aisle to help Republicans | CNN Politics

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  • Whoa it's a right wing propaganda account I hadn't noticed before, thanks!

  • Never follow your dreams

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  • Part of me thinks he'd appreciate more than most how truly funny it can be to explain a joke after the delivery of the punchline

    Edit ok all of me thinks that

  • Never follow your dreams

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  • He gave us the gift of laughter in a really kind, genuine way. And the joke, as others have explained, is a riff on one of his better known one-liners.

    I mean, I still love him. But I used to, too.

    Edit: I'm pretty sure the joke was: I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean, I still do. But I used to, too.

  • Never follow your dreams

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  • Man, I used to really like Mitch Hedberg jokes...

  • Damn

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    Women 30+, how do you deal with all these symptoms? I've been dealing with all of this ever since turning 30 (am 32)

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  • How'd your sleep study go?

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    Looks like this one is just one hop from Home!

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  • Turns out, it was right where it needed to be

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  • Being forgiven doesn’t mean being chosen to lead the people.

    Right. Votes are what counts, and votes are how one is chosen.

    People late to their mcjobs are forgiven less than this.

    He's not late to a job. He's running for an office, and he's running with a platform that he owns and a background he owns, and he's running against someone else with their own platform and baggage. This "mcjob" has 2 applicants that have passed the HR screening process and stand a chance at securing the open position. Which applicant is best suited to perform acceptably is up to the voter.

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  • ... and only a woke transgender illegal communist would mention it.

    Ha! I am only most of those things, and I still like to tell people that Ken Paxton is a cheating hypocrite.

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  • I also like to reinvent wheels, it's basically a hobby at this point

  • What are some truly timeless songs?

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  • Badfish by Sublime

  • Dems blast their own party for using 'heroic dead for a political attack on Memorial Day'

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  • Singling out specific fallen soldiers was also in poor taste. It's a day to honor all, not a subset.

  • Dems blast their own party for using 'heroic dead for a political attack on Memorial Day'

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  • Remember "All lives matter"? And do you remember why it was controversial (read: in poor taste)? Because this is an easy one to parse if you just stop and think for a sec.

  • How do you talk yourself into doing things you know are good for you but you really don't wanna do?

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  • Be kind to your future self. You know them better than anyone, and you know they work hard enough already. Do them a favor every once in a while and see how good it feels so help them out.

  • White House to host mass prayer event to promote Christian origins of the US, wants everyone to pray tomorrow

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  • Same goes for adding "under God" into the pledge of allegiance

  • Pentagon considering renaming Iran war ‘Sledgehammer’ if ceasefire collapses

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  • Operation 'Danger Zone' coming 60 days later

  • Pi day is behind us, but I don't care. What is your favorite pie, sweet or savory?

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  • In honor of the upcoming Tau Day I shall choose 2 pis

    Chicken Pot and Chocolate Cream

  • Feeling this today

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  • I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track!

  • Anyone else Blurs out?

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  • This kind?

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    boydster @sh.itjust.works

    What's wrong with these birch trees?

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    2019 flashback article

    Amid Trump Tariffs, Farm Bankruptcies And Suicides Rise

    www.forbes.com /sites/chuckjones/2019/08/30/amid-trump-tariffs-farm-bankruptcies-and-suicides-rise/
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    Iran's Trump hack and assassination plot "act of war," Lindsey Graham says

    www.newsweek.com /irans-trump-hack-assassination-plot-act-war-lindsey-graham-says-1958946
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    ‘Bullets Are Flying, And It Will Only Get Worse!’ Trump Blames Harris and ‘Communist Left Rhetoric’ for ‘New Level of Hatred’

    www.mediaite.com /trump/bullets-are-flying-and-it-will-only-get-worse-trump-blames-harris-and-communist-left-rhetoric-for-new-level-of-hatred/