We call a bicycle that you've had for so long that out has no original components (and perhaps a frame swap along the way) Trigger's broom after the only fools and horses sketch
You are missing out... so much. A good steak sandwich is the food of the gods, especially at half time of the second match on super Saturday,.. and again half way through the first half of the third match. Ask your chef wife to work it out out for you, she will have the talent to get it riiiiggghhhttt ... a bad streak sandwich is a dead shame but aches will know how to turn a cheap cut and a nice bit of baguette into a proper snack
Gamers are also great at building 3D models for engineering/ construction projects... the issue (as with so many of these fast moving tech topics) is that the decision makers are all, for want of a less perjorative term, boomers or older GenX
“If men learn this [writing], it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only the semblance of wisdom.”
I had to look that up rather than being able to quote it directly, which kind of makes his point for him, but I take it as a reminder that new ideas/ technologies will always face resistance, even from the noisy intelligent of us
The one months ago he was evacuated from because of that nutter
This appears to have been this week
If it's a joke then he's being Schrodinger's arsehole