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apfelwoiSchoppen

@ apfelwoiSchoppen @lemmy.world

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  • Neil Patrick Harris once hosted a party where he served a meat platter designed to look like a hyper realistic depiction of Amy Winehouses rotting corpse

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  • Wow what an asshole

  • How often do you admit you were wrong?

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  • Any reciprocal respectful long term relationship tbh.

  • Am I the only one who thinks this?

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  • If you read what I said, I wasn't not busy. There's a time for school and a time for learning outside of school in the world.

  • Am I the only one who thinks this?

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  • As a child, school starting always sucked for me. I was always outside in the woods, or fishing, riding my bike, making forts, listening to or making music, collecting bugs, getting purposefully drenched in pop thunderstorms. The last thing I wanted was to be back in school chained to a desk.

  • Hey, Norm...

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  • April, don't jerk me around, it's a simple question .

  • OpenAI's first hardware device is reportedly a screenless speaker that can move

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  • Just what us plebes have simply been asking for!

  • When u make a silly joke on this platform [Smooth Dunk]

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  • This and restating the joke/comment you made in a slightly different way, sometimes also concluded with a "FTFY".

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  • This person seems personally aggrieved and doesn't want to learn why their perspectives are incorrect. There is a steadfast ignorance here.

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  • And we don't only do that in taxonomy either.

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  • Yeah there isn't one thing that can be said that will make someone so ignorant understand how wrong they are.

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  • Speak Great Splitter! Take your Sword of Damocles to the cladistics! Split all the trees!

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  • Y'all, we found The Great Splitter, the one rumored to exist, whispered in phylogeny hallways to end classification forever. Pack it up, we are all finished.

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  • No but you're eating a dead wasp every time you eat a fig! The More You Know™

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  • Ginkgo trees don't have flowers. They are gymnosperms like pines, firs, spruces, cedars etc. They produce cones.

    Their "fruit" smell like ass though. Not even fruit, just a fleshy pine cone of sorts.

  • Adobe to Acquire Topaz Labs

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  • Of fucking course. Goddamnit.

  • Windows 10 support quietly extended until Oct 2027, as users reject Windows 11

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  • Especially now in the NANDpocalypse, like no way I'm upgrading my hardware.

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  • Exactly, you just say it once.

    Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

    Happy birthday dear [insert name].

    Happy birthday to you.

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  • But that isn't how the song is sung.

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  • Yep, either way if you are singing Happy Birthday to her, you likely know her well enough to know her name well and sing it with no problem.