I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.
And yet here we are. The joke wouldn't work if literally every man couldn't recognize this situation. Or are they all just mass deluded and you alone have seen the light? Just... Stop.
Yeah she was hot as FUCK, we should invite her over and have a threesome, we can pretend she's you'r sister!
They could, you know, ask the CIA or the NSA or the FBI...
Thing is, I don't think they trust them.