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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Same, bro

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  • This is how they gain magic flight at Christmas time

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  • It's their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

  • Languages

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  • BASIC: Am I a joke to you?

  • Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops

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  • "what's a phone?"

    "I don't know why my fingerprint isn't working" (biometrics are disabled)

    "I don't remember my passcode" (it's a pattern input field)

    "The guy at the phone place changed it for me"

    "It's never really worked right."

    "There's no Google on it tho." (What does this even mean?)

    "Who do you need to call anyway?"

    "Can't you just use your own phone?"

    Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

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  • Gross, where? Specifically, where?

  • What are the best fictional books you’ve ever read?

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  • Roadside Picnic. it's a story of unmanaged survivors guilt, in an increasingly desperate and accurately depicted Soviet dystopia, where the players hustle and vie for mediocre survival even in an exceptionally bizarre, hostile, and literally alien environment, just as they would in any other terrestrial conflict zone.

    There's a good reason it spawned an epic film and 4 outstanding games so far

  • What do your work clothes/uniform look like?

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  • You're a model? Nice!

  • What do your work clothes/uniform look like?

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  • Do you want photos of my ID card and thumbprint too?

  • What keeps you going every day?

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  • Not asking that question

  • Trump hawks $100 commemorative coins in latest hunt for cash

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  • It's not money laundering to sell dumb shit to idiots, like coins to magas, or bathwater to thirsty teenagers, or dogecoin to me

  • Square!

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  • Pac-man eating a new york slice

  • Square!

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  • Where are the broad, flat fingernals tho?

  • Trial of the century

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  • My cousin is an onlyfans model and she has a couple hundred dildos, many of her fans send her the toys, some of them are DIY dick mould dildos that the fan prepared, and then pay her heaps to watch her use them in private or public live shows. She has some bad dragon ones that cost hundreds. Even the cheap ones are still fairly expensive. I imagine this is the main way people accumulate dildos, unless they are a weird collector or they take home rejects from the dildo factory.

  • This comic traumatized me [PBF]

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  • The ending traumatised me

  • Harris: ‘If somebody breaks into my house, they’re getting shot’ during event with Oprah

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  • Me, while im bleeding out on the ground: " I really just wanted to see the P90 in action. Its so cool. Worth it."

  • Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps

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  • Me IRL naming my first project in Visual Studio

  • Sometimes the grass is greener

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  • Shampoo, body wash, laundry detergent, engine degreaser, drain cleaner, ant poison and steak sauce.

  • Where do the rural homeless near you live?

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  • Or their vans