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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • What's the rarest animal you've seen in person?

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  • Me and a bunch of guys saw a lynx at a remote airstrip in western Australia.

  • What's the rarest animal you've seen in person?

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  • Probably my cat. There's only one of her.

  • Still Strong

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  • Sixty-six flags

  • Oof! Right in the Holy Spirit!

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  • Salty, pale yellow, with a nice crunch.

  • Practically Audible

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  • Age 6: Skeletons make me afraid

    Age 16: Skeletons are just interesting biology

    Age 26: Skeletons make me afraid

  • Microsoft retires WordPad after 28 years — app no longer available as of Windows 11 24H2

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  • Have your butler do it for you

  • Authorities hack cryptocurrency seed phrase

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  • The shopping list on the suspect's fridge apparently required

    • Nebula
    • Tangle
    • Horse
    • Piper
    • Green
    • Sharp

    Our technician called Coles and Woolies, who confirm these are not regular grocery items, and then he had a lightbulb moment: Beat the suspect with an extension cord until he gave up the seed phrase

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  • Thirst quencher

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  • It's a good thing someone noticed this back then, and the world dumped the coal industry. Imagine how fucked we'd be now if this was completely ignored.

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  • I find it crazy that black smokers weren't really discovered and observed until the mid 1970s.

  • Every tech company

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  • They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.

    They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used

    You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.

    You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.

    Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.

    Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)

  • Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week

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  • It just might

  • Oops!

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  • You could save money on circumcisions by beaming your foreskin out into space

  • Oops!

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  • Could I theoretically lock onto the poop in my lower intestine and the piss in my bladder and beam them out of myself so I don't have to go to the toilet?

  • TIL Costa Rica has had no military since 1949

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  • Most of them are sitting or laying down

  • Sometimes, it's backwards

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  • Bruh I'm a software architect but I don't know how to code competently in any language.

  • A sorcerer appears and states that they will erase any one song from existence - which song would you choose?

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  • Later

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  • "Guys, he fell for it again!"

  • Is this a 2230 M.2 Slot?

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  • SATJA, duh