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  • If I could rip that thing off the wall and replace it with a spigot I would.

    My wife wants it, and she cares more about the grass than I do.

  • I have never actually tried, it's just suggesting it as an app that can do those things.

  • I work in a manufacturing environment. A few years ago they decided they needed a company social media app. They hired, or more likely were sold the idea by Salesforce and built this stupid ass website, then went on a fucking War campaign to get people to install the app on their phone.

    They demanded. They begged. They removed functions of HR to the app exclusively. When we protested they simply said no, no room to negotiate, no give. You will use the app or you will not have access to certain information required to do your job. When they closed the plant one day and posted it on the app, they threatened to write up an entire shift that showed up to work anyway without knowing any better.

    Because apparently, when you get up at 4 am the first thing you're supposed to do every day is check an app on your phone to see if you have work that day.

    They used to just push out a robo call.

    When we have committee meetings with HR they go something like this.

    HR: how can we get you guys on the app Committee: how can we retrieve these functions from the app HR: you can't Committee: that's your answer.

    There have been at least 6 versions of this meeting that I have been a part of.

    Most of my coworkers are older than me. Few of them have fancy phones, generally the most basic phone you can get. A number of my coworkers are on parole or work release and have limited access to smart phones for one reason or another and literally have no access to the app.

    I was chatting with one of the IT gals recently and apparently resistance to the app is pretty widespread. When I said "venture capital IT firm" she gave me a high five.

    They want everyone using this thing and maybe 15% of the company has it. Then they switched to Workday.

    It hasn't gone well.

  • I have an app for my sprinkler system and it's a fucking nightmare. Not only is it basically just a web API, it's so transparently just a glorified browser with access to exactly one site that frequently my phone thinks that app will work for whatever else I'm trying to open.

    Document? Sprinkler app. Web Page? Sprinkler app. Installing from a source other than Google? Oh you better believe the sprinkler app can do that.

    Doing anything takes longer to load than it would take me to walk from anywhere on my property to the fucking box and hit whatever button I need to hit.

    It frequently forgets what I entered for preferences. I can tell it a week ahead what days I want it to skip but if I do that more than 24 hours on advance I might as well not have done it at all.

    Oh you want to make a payment online? Let your sprinklers do that for you. YouTube video? Sprinkler app. YouTube video about fixing your fucking sprinkler system? Sprinkler app.

    Apparently the one thing it can't do is effectively manage my water usage. It's ONE job

  • This season of Maury is gonna be lit

  • A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

  • Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

  • No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

  • George Washington did lead troops one time as president, with the secretary of the Treasury at his side.

    There was a little revolt over taxes on whiskey and when he showed up they surrendered.

  • Wait what happens to mufasa? He lives to the end right? He's a strong father figure for Simba right?

  • People were saying that in 2016 and every year since.

  • THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

  • It's called SudoGetLinux's law

  • Anything beyond "medical" is none of their fucking business and that's being generous.

  • Dude also fuckin loves sharks. Stockton Rush may have been a delusional psychopath, but he did at least help Macklemore see a fuckin cool shark.

    That's how cool Macklemore is, I hate one billionaire one iota less. Just an iota. A small, negligible, but measurable amount

  • Also

    Fuck America.

  • And also a violation of federal law. But that's fine probably.

  • Deb Fischer is to honest and upstanding people what sheep are to fish.

    Not even the same fuckin animal.

  • HEY. MY GRANDFATHER DIDN'T DIE IN NORMANDY TO HAVE THE CONCEPT BRAVERY MOCKED.

    in fact he didn't die in Normandy at all.

    He never even set foot in Europe before 1968.

    he also thought war was silly and that calling soldiers brave was dumb and insulting.

    Anyway what were we talking about?