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  • NSFW

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  • Sir I will not tolerate such reckless disregard for decorum. You are a scoundrel sir. A SCOUNDREL.

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  • Sir I respect you but you are so wrong it's embarrassing.

    The correct three flavors of jolly rancher are, in order:

    Green apple, watermelon, blue raspberry.

  • 'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national bird

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  • Shhhhhhhhhhh. Their inability to make up bullshit on the Internet also nearly caused their extinction.

    Unlike turkeys which as we all know are the driving force behind generative AI platforms. Obviously

  • 'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national bird

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  • Turkeys: invasive, will absolutely move in and fuck up your shit

    Bald Eagle: almost went extinct because it ran out of a particular type of tree.

    Turkeys: will eat literally anything under the sun. Grass. Seeds. Other, smaller inferior turkeys. Car bumpers.

    Bald eagles: almost went extinct because salmon was in short supply.

    Turkeys: big, fat, aggressive birds with absolutely no fucks to give. The Always Sunny crew if they were all birds and not just D.

    Bald Eagles: sleek, reclusive, and quiet. Literally sounds like a mouse.

    It's turkeys, it was always turkeys. It's not even close.

  • Trans activist from Donald Trump’s notorious anti-trans ad insists it’s not why Kamala Harris lost

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  • Had me in the first half not gonna lie

  • The Human Shirt

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  • And why he left again in 2029

  • I'm Spartacus

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  • Remember to leave your phone at home

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  • I mean yeah he's charming but that ain't the guy. Different jacket, different bag.

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  • Hang on I'll reverse the polarity, see if we can't get an Avogadro Geordi

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  • Watchdogs say world’s richest man Elon Musk has ‘declared war on social security’

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  • Just some quick napkin math puts me at nearly 200,000 dollars in to social security since I started working.

    At 4% compounded annually, let's call it 275,000 dollars.

    Tax free, of course.

  • Republicans fume after President Joe Biden pardons his son Hunter

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  • I mean there's something to be said for handing them some ammo.

    Dominate a news cycle with some bullshit and do something shady under the table.

  • Republicans fume after President Joe Biden pardons his son Hunter

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  • I don't care if they're mad when it happens, that's just a nice bonus

  • Removed

    New Planet: Day 1

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  • That sword swings both ways my guy.

    Immune system functions aren't unique to humans, mammals, or even animals. As it happens the human immune system isn't as robust as most other animals'.

    Bypassing immune responses is also a pretty typical capability for most microbes. We have to regularly inoculate ourselves against stuff we've been dealing with since the beginning of time. And when a new one shows up... Well it's not like that ever happened right?

  • ENT in a Nutshell

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  • I loved it. I thought it was so cool seeing them Archer, against the best advice of his command staff make the mistakes that became Star Fleet regulations

    Ftfy

    I also love that show. The number of times Archer just says "fuck it let's see what happens" is hilarious to me

  • Nintendo targets Reddit pirates in piracy crackdown

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  • Notably, they had to actually show up at the house before the cops took any action.

    An overt action can be pretty simple, but it does have to happen.

  • Nintendo targets Reddit pirates in piracy crackdown

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  • No but you still gotta prove it. That and freedom of speech is a thing.

    I can say I plan to go and do any old crime, I can talk about it with my friends who might give me ideas. They might even volunteer to help.

    Until someone actually does something, all we're doing is talking. We're protected by the first amendment, and it would be damn near impossible to prove we actually intended to do anything.

    Unless we're threatening elected officials. They tend to embed themselves, push for the plot, and still wait until they make an attempt to act on the conspiracy that they're kind of responsible for.

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  • Conspiracy to blank requires at least one overt action, demonstrating that you intend to fulfill your commitment to blank.

    We could talk about doing blank all day, make plans to blank. Draw up little blank maps and assign blank duties. Until someone actually does something, it's all just talk.

  • Happy Thanksgiving.

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  • mid eighties checking in.

    Fun fact, the WKRP Cincinnati first annual turkey drop is an homage to a real event in Cincinnati, where they tried to release 2 million balloons.

    The resulting chaos killed two people.