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Poloniousmonk

@ Uair @autistics.life

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I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I've got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

  • TIL The location of the G-spot is typically reported as being about 50 to 80 mm (2.0 to 3.1 in) inside the vagina, on the front wall

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  • NSFW TIL sperm during ejaculation can travel up to 28mph

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  • @joeljoelle @Patnou

    Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? "Go back, go back! It's a blow job!"

  • TIL about the Nikon F

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  • @Neptr

    Thank you.

    I love Mastodon, I love the Linux community. It's so nice to ask questions and get real answers from people who actually know what they're talking about.

    Thanks all!

  • The aluminum sector isn't moving to the U.S. despite tariffs — due to one key reason

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