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TwoBeeSan

@ TwoBeeSan @lemmy.world

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  • ‘If I switch it off, my girlfriend might think I’m cheating’: inside the rise of couples location sharing

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  • Routinely seen this cause drama between people with poor communication.

    Nosy friend with it? Get ready for I'm coming by or what are you doing there texts.

    know some people who use it to pick up drunk friends just in case. For emergencies. Do they use it like her? Noooooooopeeeee

    Most people lack the maturity for this. It skeeves me the fuck out.

  • The ol' Uno Reverse

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  • Thank you.

  • The ol' Uno Reverse

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  • What a woman.

    Reminds me of the Paris woman who testified to her abuser. Was in tabloids. Called that monster out.

    The strength it takes is awe inspiring.

  • The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines

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  • Bong hits and espresso. The fuel of my kitchen days

  • Female Peasant

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  • Had to look up. Got alchemist and herbalist confused.

    It was tomira. I did remember the ass lol

  • Female Peasant

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  • Witcher?

    Game did a good job of having the ugliest polish man with a pitchfork in the town...

    Then the local alchemist has a dump truck ass with eyeliner on.

  • Anyone else in this meme?

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  • Duality.

    Ones an independent asshole the other is a cuddle bug.

    Honestly fair assessment. 🤷

  • Password manager by Amazon

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  • Of the 200 elderly I see maybe 75% still use the book or a variation of it.

    The best is when they use iPad notes or even their fucking contacts to save info lol

  • If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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  • Just the ass

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • Every time it gets difficult I imagine cleaning week old fry grease out of the fryer with a coat hanger because it was so clogged. I was making less then.

    I love context. It helps so much.

    Honestly it's only bad when they come at it like they know more than you do. 1 out of 100 in my very lucky experience.

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • User end hands on IT for the elderly.

    that it's hard. "Oh I could never do your job"

    It's literally a customer service job with tech paint. Reboot the device. Don't yell at the decrepit person doing their best in a digital world. Collect check and praise.

    The amount of times I've been called a genius for relogging into someone's email is greater than 7.

    Yeah. Real hard.

  • What's the most creative username you have seen?

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  • I_HATE_KNICKERS

    there were a lot of funny ones on the Opie and Anthony reddit

  • What was the last image you saved from the internet?

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  • I'm already here. I'm on borrowed time

  • What was the last image you saved from the internet?

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  • Why didn't the Democrats release the Epstein client list?

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  • This is the part that should be brought up always. MOSSAD ATTENDED STATE FUNERAL

    it's all a game. They use the vulnerable as currency and bargaining chips. Literal evil.

  • 'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.

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  • Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?

    I know what to do

  • Anime detected, opinion rejected

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  • Uh oh. My username is weeb. No wonder I only shitpost

  • Don't text her back, don't text her back, don't text her b-...

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  • She's good for me bro. Trust me.

  • The importance of texting back

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  • This one was an audible laugh.

    Happiness is a thick ass.