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  • My work orb has fallen and shattered. Life orb was dependent on the work orb. I'm holding a mental health orb but that is actively shattering in my hands because bills.

    Wat do.

    They didn't tell me how to ponder the orbs correctly.

  • They needed workers. Not pictured is the shallow grave out back for the 4 that got the rickets

  • "Abortion is green."

  • Tell me about it.

  • Spam calls increased 10 fold when I started applying.

    Some jobs ask for your social before you can even submit.

    I hate it too.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Torti Named Gabi

  • When your girlfriend gets excited about mantises looks you in the eye and says "you know what they do to the males right" with the biggest shit eating grin.

    Bug girls are fun.

  • HES A KID TOUCHER I CAN TRUST

    HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

  • That believing in self is the fucking worst. It's so much easier to help others.

    Circle ain't the problem it's me not being able to accept love.

    I appreciate your advice and time.

  • Liam neeson and those "black basteeerds"

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How do you get out of your own head?

  • You gotta save that for a year in. When she's farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

  • What a modern nightmare.

  • 1.5 months 2 interviews. 40 applications. This is for all entry level/ sub 20 an hour jobs. Tbf it's summer so it's dry as fuck

    With 8 years of customer service experience they eeked out an additional 15 cents an hour. Kill me now.

    I love how some will require you to re input the same information again, despite a resume upload.

    About to start putting domestic terrorist on the resume soon if nothing hits

  • One time the guy who trained me was giving lean (purple drank) to anyone who wanted some.

    Retirement home cooking during COVID was a trip

  • I've seen it.

    They even switched the left and right click

    Only like 1 out of all I've seen and I'm left handed with normie setup

  • Toothy ass genie. Fucker didn't even use his ghost powers to start from the bottom instead of the top.

  • Gotta be the Epstein blackmail?

    Ghislaines dad was an Israeli agent

    It's so insane. It's just blatant they dictate our foreign policy at this point.

  • Houston.

  • Insanity.

    Thank you for linking.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Times you knew it was time to find a new job?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    If I live out of the hamper, she will too

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    what's the dumbest thing you've done online?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    what would you do with an old dell server?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    When you're away for longer than normal

  • cats @lemmy.world

    The foot freak in her natural habitat

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    times you've been called out that stuck with you?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    favorite heirloom that's not really worth anything?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Greetings

  • cats @lemmy.world

    A Story in Pictures

  • cats @lemmy.world

    me in my zone. thriving

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    Post your setup. no matter how uggo

  • cats @lemmy.world

    post dental surgery sweetness