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TriflingToad

@ TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works

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  • [ItsMegComics] Those Customers

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  • today a customer thought I was laughing at them. I just had a mouthful of water I was desperately trying not to choke on 🥲😭

    thankfully my manager didn't believe them

  • Instant accordions

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  • this makes me wonder if deaf people who read the captions on TV understand accents/pronunciation or if they just smile-and-nod

  • I didn't vote for this

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  • omg I want that as a bumper sticker so bad

  • I've never managed to spell that right

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  • I'm gonna try without letting autocorrect fix it: nessicary

    edit :(

  • life choices

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  • what topics are being banned?

  • TIL that in 1975, after Gillette introduced a two-blade cartridge razor, Saturday Night Live aired a fake commercial for a three-blade razor. Gillette introduced one in 1998. In 2004, a satirical ...

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  • oh I see, thanks for responding though

  • TIL that in 1975, after Gillette introduced a two-blade cartridge razor, Saturday Night Live aired a fake commercial for a three-blade razor. Gillette introduced one in 1998. In 2004, a satirical ...

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  • shave everything with a single blade and don't bleed

    I'm not who you were replying to, but I recently got a straight razor and have been cutting myself every time I try it, I don't really understand how to use it. Could you give some tips?

    currently I use shaving cream on my legs then run along against the growth, but any time I have a slight bump or even the fingerprint like ridges on my knees it will cut the top off. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, is this just how it's supposed to work or am I doing it incorrectly?

  • Battle Scars

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  • it's a fair assumption because I.. uh.. do..

  • Battle Scars

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  • have some little ones on my knuckles from recent cats, but my only large scar was from my childhood cat.

    RIP Rover, went outside one day and never came back 🥲

    edit: I'm just now realizing people IRL probably think I did self harm to get that scar lmao

  • What’s a thing you miss that you’re 90% sure was objectively awful?

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  • not being on ADHD and depression meds

  • What’s a thing you miss that you’re 90% sure was objectively awful?

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  • this might shock you, but I have never smelled leaded gasoline. I'm too young, it got banned before I was born.

    what did it smell like?

  • Modern Auto

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  • that's more than most Ford f150s lol

  • please help

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  • that's how you know a q&a platforms bad at it's job lol

  • Modern Auto

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  • if I wasn't poor (and knew how to fix cars) I would totally get one of those baby Japanese kei trucks, they're SO CUTE

    get in bitch, we're going 50 on the interstate 😎😎

  • It was magnificent

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  • I just imagine you having a slightly heated phone call with someone then as you say your goodbyes you hear a loud bang of their expensive iPhone being slammed followed by the shattering of a glass table and the phone screen then you barely make out the words

    bitch

  • TIL I learned about the "catnip gene"

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  • that's super interesting, wonder if stray cats annoy carrot farmers lol

  • What's a weird compliment you got?

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  • they just do that sometimes, it's normalsource: dad was a nurse

  • What's a weird compliment you got?

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  • there was a comment thread where there was something along the lines of "when my roommate peed you could HEAR how his urethra was wider than a normal person" and I don't know how to feel about it

  • What's a weird compliment you got?

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  • I need more context 😭