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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Latin names suck

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  • Fun fact, the original word for bear has been lost because people refused to mention them directly - like Voldemort

  • Latin names suck

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  • Bison bison bison

    Or pica hudsonica

  • Ahhhhhh

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  • Don't ask me, I didn't have one for 10 years

  • Soup

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  • That particular layout is exclusive to soil, sorry

  • Soup

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  • I love it when the soil triangle gets memed. The original triangle is used to determine soil textures, which is a super important property in !soilscience@slrpnk.net

    Come on by to learn more about passion. We've got lots of pictures of profiles and tons of resources for those who want to nerd out

  • In comedy of errors, men accused of wiping gov databases turned to an AI tool

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  • The Doge days are overThe doge days are doneThe FBI is comingSo you OUU oo out better run.

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  • I once drove my Argo

    Though a bunch of pollinating cattails. Me and my friend were covered in yellow pollen head to toe.

    As im driving through, she yells 'uhhh! I'm cumming so much!' in her best mattress actress voice over the roar of the argo

  • Winter is coming

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  • If this content awakened something deep inside you, and you don't know what, only that you want more, come check out !soilscience@slrpnk.net.

    I used to dig ALL. THE. PITS. Now I just post pictures of nice ones I see online.

  • Factual btw

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  • A reminder that https://slrpnk.net/c/memes exists. I'm crossposting this there, as it's totally on point. The stupid '!' thing wasn't working for me.

  • Solving all of the world's problems

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  • If you're wondering why I shitpost so much...

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  • I did too! Nice take on 'the horrors persist' style memes

  • Is this why they’re focusing on AI?

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  • Am I the only one having an aneurysm trying to read this meme text? I haven't had coffee yet so I could just be firing on 1.75 cylinders

  • Is this why they’re focusing on AI?

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  • Ketchup flinging room?

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  • I'm irrationality angry about the term 'bottom soil' and that it's below granite

  • TIL In 1968 a man in Arizona bought the London Bridge and had it shipped to the US

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  • David Xanatos is that you?

  • That is a lot

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  • If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

    I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right

  • Badum tssh

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  • I think you're my soil mate

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  • Oh my god I love it

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  • Yes. I found a good rabbithole

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Check your candy

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    When you show up your construction job and your ask you to install drains

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    5 more minutes

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    Feelings

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I'm here for the...

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Cheer up, would ya?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Peppers

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    Me in my 40s

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    A tense situation

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Wrong timeline 4

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    Wrong timeline 3

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    Wrong timeline 2

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    Swing looow sweet chariots...

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    Small talk

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    Evolution

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    Luddites

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    I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Leviathan

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Enemies

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    High fashion