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I'm only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they're the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.

  • I prefer 4 days 10 hours. Waking up, getting ready, and commuting are all so energy consuming and I'd rather not do that as much. I'm actually rested after 3 days off as opposed to 2. I wouldn't be opposed to 3 days 12 hours.

  • Anyone remember the Password Game?

    I personally hate character limits. I understand minimum character count, but I can't have more than 15 characters? Bruh

  • No, I don't know who that is

  • Freeze dried fruit

  • Weekends. Public transit is wonky and everywhere is crowded by the Monday-Friday normies. I'm also much more likely to be screamed at, near missed, or swerved into by happy drivers who love driving so much they rush to stop driving as soon as they can. So I make sure I work weekends so my free days off are weekdays where all the asshole drivers and weed addicted teenagers are inside. And I get an extra $40 a week to avoid being trapped in a train with someone who definitely isn't addicted to marijuana who couldn't wait until they were outside to smoke. Thanks Amazon!

    Nobody is shopping on a Tuesday afternoon.

  • Same, there are parks in my area that I sorta live the fantasy out in

    As fucked as it would be, I would like to experience Poppy Playtime in real life 🤣🤣🤣

  • Yellow zzzquil. The regular one works too but the yellow one is better.

  • I would have no other choice but to kill myself since I vented about a stupid MISdiagnosis of a stupid disorder whose label means literally nothing that took 20 years from me as society only sees that stupid disorder instead of a human being. My work friends will view me as less than the scum on their shoes. My managers will assume I just don't like working because it's not playing video games. Everyone will assume the stupidest things about me instead of just actually talking to me. Because why would they? I'm less than a rat. Literally, rat traps and poison are made to kill the rat painlessly and comfortably. Puppets controlled by that stupid disorder die painfully over several years and "they just need to get over it." I wouldn't be allowed to work or rent an apartment because society thinks I'm an overgrown infant. No 988 caller would take me seriously, in fact everyone will agree that I deserve abuse since the abuse is "helping". No one would believe the diagnosis was a mistake. They'll mistake my ptsd from living on the wrong side of society for that stupid disorder. They'll mistake everything I enjoy for that stupid disorder. Like all the people I cut ties with and completely ditched, they'll mistake me for that stupid disorder.

  • Watching the Super Smash Bros. Brawl opening, that was epic

  • I only ever do the first as a sleep aid to be honest lmao. The others, not so much. Unless it's white chocolate. I'm a chocolate nazi 🤣

  • I think that would damage the CD 🤣

    All jokes aside, center while covered.

  • Car centric infrastructure 🤣 lol back in the 2020s they had to travel in slow ass crowds of cars 🤣🤣🤣 nobody liked driving but they settled for it because it was the best they had! Although I wish I could have bought Tears of the Kingdom when it was new, I don't even want to know what cars were like.

  • That was the game that inspired this post like bro 6 year old me was not prepared

  • Lol my brain just doesn't notice two letter words

  • Let's, uh, not, actually

  • Exactly what I was thinking. Like even though you won't realize it, having all your entertainment only manipulate you into spending money while being samey soulless slop probably will screw up your mind in several ways. Honestly I think AI shouldn't be used in professional entertainment media at all, and especially not children's media, nor should it be used in advertising.

  • blankly stares in commuting to an amazon warehouse in a snowy ass mario kart hellscape on a scooter

    It really depends on the brand. Same with bikes.

    The snow absolutely pelting my face is one of the best things I've ever experienced

  • Probably what an AI picture generator looks like procedurally

  • I think $1000 $600 flat one time is definitely worth being able to get places via escooter. No gas, no insurance, no loans or leases (with the exception of Unagi scooters which are like $80 a month). Oh and riding boosts coordination while also not trapping you in a stressful metal box. One costs way less, is better for your physical and mental health, is easy to park in crowded places, but everyone prefers the opposite lol