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  • To me it's 2 things.

    Driving with their windows down against reflections when filmed from the outside, even during rain, freezing temps and snow. Or when someone tries to grab them and they get in a car, apparently putting their window down before driving away, then to be grabbed through the window.

    Other thing is roughly 600 bullets in a gun magazine, plus regular cars being completely bulletproof. Even when driving in full machine gun fire from a gun with thousands of bullets in a 30 round magazine, at most a window gets popped.

  • Fuck no, 030 maat

  • Welcome to Amsterdam! They think they are such elitists, they actually think Amsterdam is the centre of the universe and they're disgusted by anything else. But also they focus on tourism. But they hate tourists.

    The rest of The Netherlands prefers if Amsterdam became an island with no connection to the mainland, to both keep the tourists and the Amsterdammers there. They can have Urk too.

  • Go for it

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  • Thanks, although I prefer to do good things.

  • Thanks. I feel much better now. :'(

  • Sadly the line between satire and reality is way too thin these days. And with "too thin" I mean mostly non existent.

  • I feel old. My big black Friday score was 30kg cat food and 60kg litter box pallets for the coming year. Scored a nice deal. Have no more money left for groceries. And definitely no money for that 53% off synth I wanted for a long time.

  • There's racism and inequality all over the world. Next to that there's slavery, slaughter, war, crime, hunger, illness, basically suffering and crimes against humanity in all forms.

    But I suffer too, you know. Worse than all the other "people". I just want to fuck but there's not a single female untermench who walks up to me and tells me "Oh great minster Peterson, you're so amazing and better than me and all other women and people of color, please fuck me and I'll do your laundry and cook dinner for you." Not one! And I'm not the only one suffering from this horrendous fate. I think all women are plotting against white men. Yesterday when I went to the McDonald's there was a black guy behind the counter who has a white girlfriend. I called for the manager to get him fired. I don't I'm understand why people hate me! (cries like a baby)

  • "I have the best approval ratings anyone ever had. Even better than Kim Jong-Un who has an approval rating of 100%, I have an approval rating of 120%, 150%, 1200%, 20000%. It's amazing because it's true. Yesterday I was called by the Nobel committee, they were crying and told me they made the biggest mistake of their lives, they said 'Mr president, how can we correct our mistake, we are so stupid, we are so dumb' and I said yes you are, make a new Nobel prize called 'the best person who ever lived' and they will and give it to me. Putin called me, Xi called me, they asked me 'Mr president, you are doing so well, you are so amazing, would you like to be president of our countries too, would you be world president? And I said yes. The pope called me, he said God wasn't worthy anymore, he asked me if the church could replace all instances of Jesus with images of me, and if I would want to be pope pharaoh as I am the only person in the world who is better than God. And I said yes. My approval ratings are 'one hundred million dollars' and I'm going to build a laser on the moon, it's amazing, it's true. "

  • I wonder

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  • Hahaha holy shit

  • I wonder

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  • Dumb? The sea seagulls maybe, but the ones moving inland are definitely not. Here in The Netherlands there's an evolutionary difference in growth and cognitive behavior noticeable, as the inland seagulls are able to get much more food. The food is also more diverse and contains more fats. Because the food they eat is our trash, they are also exposed to many fungi and bacteria improving their immune system. To be able to get to our trash they need to open containers and reach into difficult places, improving their cognitive skills. There is a big difference noticeable with seagulls who stay at sea, as they rely on just fish which is harder to get as thanks to us the fish population is greatly reduced. Sea seagulls are often under fed and get ill more often and die due to poisoning (like lead from ships which ends up in the fish they eat). They are doing bad these days, which is what forced groups to find food elsewhere, like in the cities.

    And now they are plotting to take control over humans after ages of control by cats. I've seen them and my cats hoarding machine guns, grenades and rocket launchers.

    I tried to find the article I read a while ago (was in Dutch) but can't seem to find it. Here's a similar article though: https://phys.org/news/2016-07-biologist-evolutionary-brought-seagulls-ocean.pdf

  • I feel ya. It's not like we are as evil as they are, it's the desperation they drive us to, to think like that. It scares me, because I feel the same way as you, but I don't want to be like them or go as far. But every moment with people like them on this earth is one too many and they deserve nothing but justice for their crimes.

  • Then you would be as bad as he is. Don't lower yourself to his level.

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  • He didn't get the memo his name is being scrubbed from the list.

  • To be fair, those bone saws were flown in after he got killed. Luring him to the embassy was definitely pre-planned.

  • Defending murdering journalist critics on the regime. We all see where this is going right? Seeing how he already thinks making fun of him is illegal?

  • I want president Trump fired.

  • Poorest excuse for a friend accidentally shooting you. "My dog ate my homework."