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  • Yesterday at my flight with British Airways there was a stewardess with a heavy Liverpool accent. It sounded so nice.

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  • 24 epis per season too.

  • Guys I've found Alex Jones his Lemmy account!

    • People who don't find this funny: Alex Jones
    • People who find this funny: everyone else.
  • I'm worried about his throat though.

  • The Alex Jones you see is an imposter. The real Alex Jones, now deseased, would never stand up against Trump for starting an illegal war based on lies and conspiracies.

  • I've never had that happen to me. Where can I find the cinema where this old dude goes to, and what kind of movies does he like? Asking for a friend.

  • Me paying a premium to watch a movie in a cinema: Still have to watch 30min of ads, expensive drinks and snacks, have annoying subs in my language, no leg space.

    Me downloading a movie and watch it on my beamer: No ads, pause whenever I want, cheap drinks and snacks, nice English subs, comfortable couch with endless leg space, no one complaining when I take a bump of cocain to counter the alcohol.

  • I think you forgot to take your medication again.

  • She brought me this today. At least, when she caught something she immediately kills it, and often eats it. Her 2 (dumb) sisters are different. One never caught anything and the other one did but plays with it and let it run away.

  • But outside the fridge is colder than inside the fridge in Finland.

    /jk

  • Whaaaaaaaat that's crazy

  • Eggs shouldn't be kept in the fridge at all. They are also not in the cooled section of the store. Why do people put them in the fridge for no reason.

  • A war criminal who committed horrific crimes against humanity including genocide belongs behind bars? Really? Wow! Thank you captain obvious. We all know that. But we also know it's not going to happen. Your entire country is run by criminals who are desperately trying to cover up raping children on a regular basis, by doing more illegal acts, also to enrich themselves, at the cost of others. There's a whole list of leaders and their regimes that actually belong behind bars after a fair trial, including Netanyahu, Trump and Putin, to name the biggest ones.

    Start to recognize the ICC, arrest war criminals and put them on trial.

    Saying war criminals actually should belong behind bars doesn't put them there. Giving them weapons and funding neither.

  • Huh? Not my cats. They'll be like "Heeeeeeey food please NOW HOOMAN! You can take the rest, I don't care. Just not that cardboard box."

  • You mean the Trump that's responsible for the brain drain in the US because he declared war on science and scientists? The guy that hired conspiracy theorists and fox News anchors for high regime positions and a health minister who's into roadkill penisses, brain worms and swimming in feces while claiming paracetamol causes autism and vaccinations are bad?

    Yeah, I bet he'll be the inventor of the Idiocracy time machine. Unless that ride requires magnets.

  • At least it has a cool design. These days they all look awful and nearly all cards are black, gray or white. And a pedophile criminal tyrant is starting world War 3. Talking about depressing.

  • When I was young it was between -5 and +25C max. Now it's -10 and 42C max. And yet still there are people who say climate change isn't real.

    Oh and it's humid AF, 42C feels like 48C. I prefer 35 dry heat over 25 humid.

  • OMELETTE DU FROMAGE! Omelette du fromage Omelette, du fromage omelette. OMELETTE!

  • Musk is already the person who lost the most wealth a while ago (biggest loser ever to have walked this earth). So now he beats his own record.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Is 35°C too warm to lay on a lap? Nope.