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@ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

  • What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?

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  • I even do it at home (just a couple squares on each side) for comfort

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    "Jeff Bezos Debuts New Hairstyle After Wedding With Lauren Sanchez"

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  • Please put an AI tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously proselytizing. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men squealing "SLOP" together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post AI.

  • What's your creative solution to solve the loneliness epidemic?

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  • Step 1

    • Demolish all housing - everyone is homeless now

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    • Mandate that everyone design their own silly costume - this is all you're allowed to wear

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    • Legalize and subsidize all the fun drugs - everyone gets a weekly allowance of shrooms, ecstasy, etc

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    • Loneliness is officially replaced with several other problems

  • What's the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever bought under $20?

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  • You're asked to vote for the food and drink that best fits the region you live in... What would you vote for?

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  • Fried gator tail and a Malibu driver

  • [ElderCactus] I knew so many of these douchebros when I was doing Stand Up

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  • Fucking awesome answer. Bookmarked lol

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    Army of mosquitoes take over entire plane, causing passengers to become extremely itchy: ‘Just praying for the flight to get over

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  • And both users are brand new accounts

  • It's complicated

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  • My first ever OC repost!! I feel like I've finally made it 😎

  • TIL you produce about three and a half metric tons of feces and 38 000 liters of urine during an average lifetime.

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  • The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

    Normal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf

    Radius = 0.75 cm

    Density = 1.06 g/cm³

    Mass = 3,500,000 g

    Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³

    Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²

    Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km

    So 18.7km or 11.6 miles

  • What’s an unspoken rule that absolutely everyone should know, but most people clearly don’t?

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  • Similarly, watching videos/listening to music on full volume in public without headphones

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    If all meat was banned except for insects, would you eat insects?

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  • Don't forget to sand

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  • He's also a primary care provider lol

  • Don't forget to sand

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  • My dad does too lol

  • Chatting on Lemmy? Is it a thing?

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    Lemmings who have personal experience with bipolar disorder (self, family, or friends), how hopeless is the situation, really?

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  • Sounds like others covered all the bases already but, if you have further specific questions, I'm bipolar and a therapist, and happy to discuss

  • Gemini will now automatically summarize your emails unless you opt out

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  • Better known, sure, but idk if it's fair to say it's more accessible. I've had less trouble using custom ROMs on my smartphones than I've had with Linux on PC

  • Gemini will now automatically summarize your emails unless you opt out

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  • I'm not sure what you mean? Are you saying Linux is a better alternative to windows than, e.g., LineageOS is to android?

  • Gemini will now automatically summarize your emails unless you opt out

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  • I'm surprised so many people who probably use Linux use a stock operating system on their phones

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  • I'm just curious how you can get your nose between their little legs