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  • Jucika goes to evening school

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  • If it's like the US in that era, students were expected to stand to answer questions. (and it looks like the smart dude is whispering the answer to her)

  • King Solomon

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  • Yeah, it's biblical.

    The abbreviated story is that two women were both claiming a baby as theirs, and King Solomon had to make a judgement. He suggested the only fair way was to split the baby in two, knowing the real mom would give up her claim to prevent that from happening. One woman said split it, the real mom retracted her claim, and Solomon gave the baby to the real mom.

    The joke here is that they split an atom instead of a baby.

  • Maybe a clothing line?

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  • Some would probably call stuff like that "woke", but maybe "performative" or "pandering" would be slightly less politically charged.

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    Proud dad

  • Maybe a clothing line?

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  • This type of stuff is immediately what I thought of too. They will happily sell both sides' identity and values right back to them.

  • Maybe a clothing line?

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  • Lol, I'm very curious to know why someone would buy a shirt that says "Corporate Greed"

  • Frame of reference

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  • It's making a joke about how we relate everything to our previous experience, no matter how limited. Basically this meme:

    Or, another example might be how every game gets described as "like dark souls"

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    Just do the thing already

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    Frame of reference

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    Maybe a clothing line?

  • Like it or not, this is their ideal match.

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  • I only skimmed this thread because of how much there was, but it sounds like you both started with points about minor annoyances, but it just kept escalating, and at a certain point it turned into unproductive insults. I think it's a good point for us to ask to "break it up" and let's just move on please.

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    The struggle

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    Like it or not, this is their ideal match.

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    There are support groups.

  • "What's in your mouth, pal?"

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  • Look at that good girl

  • Jucika's sports idol

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  • Now that you mention it, the fact that men didn't end up being the gender to wear high heels and suits with shoulder pads is a mystery.

  • Jucika's sports idol

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  • I can see that too, however it just hits the ear weird to me. Like, it's literally accurate, but I don't know that I would ever phrase it that way over "sports idol". Maybe I'm overthinking it though.

  • The kids are going crazy for these things

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  • Jucika and the parquet varnishing

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  • She varnished the wood floor, then slipped because of how slick it was, so her solution was to dirty it up again for traction.

  • "You forgot to say please."

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  • Did a search and found:

  • Jucika and the parquet varnishing

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  • <3

    I'm happy to keep posting these until I run out or people get tired of them.

  • The kids are going crazy for these things

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  • This comment confused me until I remembered that Community scene.

  • Know the signs

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  • I have a hard time picturing Shatner with facial hair, so I did a little googling:

    I'm not sure it would've looked great, lol

  • Discovering chat rooms in the 90s

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  • It was a such a group activity

  • Heh, gottem

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  • 5 year plan

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  • Amazing!