Who exactly do you mean by "I"? Preferably with an exact address, just so we know you're serious about it.
I've got to appreciate a serious fact check under my half-assed joke. Thank you, that was genuinely interesting.
The mobile version of Papers Please is exquisite. I highly recommend reading the developer's documentary of it: https://dukope.com/devlogs/papers-please/mobile/
They can have it. We just don't want to federate with them, which doesn't prevent them from having their own instance all for themselves.
I mean, we're all taught for the whole life that the fire extinguishers and fire alarms are absolutely off limits. I'm pretty sure that during a fire I would still hesitate to break the glass and press the fire alarm button.
Just being rich is probably sufficient.