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Futility is resistant

  • Ruined

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  • Ironically, IMO any kind of sauce ruins a steak, even steak sauce. A good steak needs nothing more than salt, pepper, and maybe a homemade spicy salsa.

    Sausages OTOH, yeah, put anything on’em, pile tons of whatever. They were asking for it them cured sluts.

  • First Trump DOJ Assembled “Tiger Team” To Rewrite Key Law Protecting Online Speech.

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  • At least they’re not open enough to name it Leopard Team in reference to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

  • Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X?

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  • The ad paid money to the platform, and said platform has been increasingly permissive with hate, anger, and public opinion manipulation since Musk bought it.

  • Devils Panties 02/13/2025

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  • You’re asking for a ridiculously exact quantification of a very subjective matter. I hope you did it as a joke, or are planning to revolutionize math with the impossible knowledge acquired.

    If you were serious, define your personal space, and look if it makes others uncomfortable. Adjust accordingly for each individual. Your friend will likely have a different tolerance than a restaurant waiter, for example.

  • Devils Panties 02/13/2025

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  • Shut up with your common sense, this comic was meant to showcase mom struggles, not civility.

  • What Refutes Science...

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  • “Can you tell me how other countries have managed effective healthcare based on science?”

    “I’m sorry, as a large language model I don’t have the capability to make healthcare system analysis. Would you like to talk about the beautiful Gulf of Amerika instead?”

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  • Oh right. The solution of course is a bigger bomb.

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  • Someone needs to work out the inheritance fallout. With our luck it will still fall within the same families, or the government.

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  • Study conclusion: YOLO

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  • I know, right? That two-inch monster erection might be the reason they had to block his nerve.

    What a freak of nature!

  • In light of recent events, here's OpenStreetMap editors discussing naming of the Gulf of Mexico

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  • Next month:

    • Texas -> Roof Tiles
    • El Paso -> The Pass
    • The Alamo -> The Poplar
    • Santa Fe -> Holy Faith
    • Nevada -> Snowed
    • Colorado -> Red
    • Palo Alto -> High Stick
    • Nogales -> Walnuts
    • Los Angeles -> The Angels
    • …

    Paper companies would make a killing profit this period.

  • Apple, Microsoft Joining Google Using Gulf of America in Maps Programs

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  • Estados Unidos de Norteamérica

  • Apple Maps now shows the Gulf of America

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  • That opens another can of worms, since the continent is called America, and the country that appropriated it is The United States of America. Calling the continent “Americas” implies that USA is the original America.

    As recent as the 80s it was still called America by everyone except USA and some countries of Europe.

  • Apple Maps now shows the Gulf of America

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  • Tim Cuck

  • Those YouTube ads everyone hates made $10.4 billion in just three months

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  • Ads didn’t make 10 billion, Google charged advertisers 10 billion. IMO ads have gone so pervasive they’ve hit a point of diminishing returns. They’re everywhere, we hate them, and those 10 billion spent would have to bring many more billions in sales to be an attractive service.

    I can’t wait for the ad bubble to burst, as advertisers understand they’re just giving money away to megaadvertisers for paltry conversions.

  • Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code?

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  • A language from and for assholes, very human.

  • Why I am not impressed by A.I.

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  • Uh oh, you’ve blown your cover, robot sir.

  • Why I am not impressed by A.I.

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  • Still, it’s kinda insane how two years ago we didn’t imagine we would be instructing programs like “be helpful but avoid sensitive topics”.

    That was definitely a big step in AI.

  • Sword Gives Buffs

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  • It seems like the sword even has a navel, don’t read too much into this.

  • Bill proposed to outlaw downloading Chinese AI models.

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    • Please Mr. Tramp ban Chinese AIs! They caused our stock to fall!
    • Suck my dick first.
    • … I am important… I’m creating shareholder value…
    • You’re improving. Don’t forget the orange spray when you finish.