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  • Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin'. Stress goes down, back to work...

    Wait a minute, I'm just describing the last ten years of my life.

  • it’s time I took a few days off

    ... to suck some dick.

  • A long time ago, the Far Side comic strip published a comic called "Cow Tools", which you can see here: https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/the-far-side-4-cow-tools.jpg

    A lot of people thought the comic was funny, but a lot of people also found it confusing. What the hell are "cow tools" and why do they look like that?

    This episode of Rae the Doe is a reference to that Far Side comic. Rae is shown the "cow tools" and is confused, in much the same why the original readers of the original Far Side comic readers were.

  • What's really mean is that (as far as I can remember) O'Brien is the only noncom ever shown in Star Trek; he might be the only one in Starfleet! Talk about being singled out!

  • If OpenAI made a sex robot it would occasionally rip people's dicks off, but some folks would still insist it's the wave of the future, get onboard or get left behind, yada yada yada.

  • O.B.E? How 'bout NO.B.E.

  • Please, Mister Cuppington is my father.

  • Oh no, look out ISS!

    SMASH*

  • Bees!

    Jump
  • Bees!

    Jump
  • "We live, we die, we destroy the human's bowels."

  • If only!

  • I know it's just a TV show (and I should just relax) but it's a very 90s thing to make a guy such a hound dog, when every single person regularly on the ship except for Picard is his subordinate.

  • "Are you not enlivened by our magnificence?"

  • When you spend most of your time preparing for work, traveling to work, working, traveling home from work, and thinking about work, no one with a full-time job could balance it with "life".

  • Oh indeed, and on top of the man's own innate mental problems, he was also warped by Roy Cohen and Norman Vincent Peale. From the former he learned to never apologize, never admit to losing, never admit to being wrong, and always attack every critic; from the latter he learned to believe that he cannot fail, and in fact that God himself will ensure his victory. He is a perfect storm of narcissism.

  • "We will provide no pointers. But we are able to loan you something you would refer to as 'a smoking hot babe.'"

  • "Unsafe driving detected. Please put down the beer and place both hands on the wheel."

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Science Facts for the Immature

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ancient Seagulls

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    California double homicide may be linked to Tom Selleck imposter

    www.sfgate.com /bayarea/article/double-homicide-tom-selleck-imposter-22268991.php
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The new bed

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Motives

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Aircraft struck by bullet while battling wildland fire in northern Minnesota

    www.fox9.com /news/firefighting-aircraft-struck-bullet-while-battling-wildland-fire-northern-minnesota
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I'm pretty cerebral...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Mistakes were made

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt

    essential-japan.com /news/two-americans-arrested-for-terrifying-baby-monkey-punch-in-reckless-promotional-stunt/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prolific Repacker Of Pirated Games Announces They’re Stepping Back To Focus On Law Degree

    kotaku.com /prolific-repacker-of-pirated-games-announces-theyre-stepping-back-to-focus-on-law-degree-2000696765
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears

    www.popsci.com /environment/japan-robot-wolf-army/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL: About the pole of inaccessibility

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We Are Bugs

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Do you want some of my french fries?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Thief!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The dignity of labor

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Hey, eyes up here Pulaski

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Look cute!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Mom's name is Mommy [Litterbox Comics}

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Proper member of society